Losing part of your life that you’ll never get back.

Howdy,

Sorry for the lack of posts but I have not been feeling terribly motivated lately. I have been coming up with ideas but haven’t knocked any out. This is not a post… this is just a conversation that I have been having with a girl for the last 3 days. She annoys me but at the same time this entertains me… and she absolutely can not be from the states though she claims it. For some reason it adds her picture in but not mine… I think you can figure out when I am responding.

hello

howdy

am fine how are you?

not too bad… just working

where are you from? and what is time there?

The states… it is 0151 at the moment, you?

florida and it 2:51am here

oh… missouri then

what is that?

you’re up awfully late

Missouri… are you not originallu from Florida?

originally

i was born in colorado but am in florida now working there

Ah… then, if you drove, you may have passed through Missouri

What brings you to my world? ☺

yes

i saw your profile so i add you for us to know each other better

cool, i appreciate it

you dont have much on yours

how ?

how what? I looked at your page… just didnt have much on it

much of what ?

no photos, no posts… just a birthday and that you live in Florida

yes i dont have much time because of my work

at home depot?

I am at work currently, unfortunately

i have change my work i work as a sales reps now in Walmart

due to i paid low for the home depot

I feel ya

what is that?

what is what?

Sun, 2:13 AM

you there?

yep

tell me about you ?

my about me tells most things about me… other than that, what would you like to know?

ok your name where you from what you do what you are interested

in and what do you thing about me

just tell me more

Chop

Missouri

Author, Dispatcher, Traveler, Photographer, Foodie, Tattoo and Motorcycle Enthusiast, Combat Sleeper

When it comes to life experience, Chop Snowbeard is an expert in his field. There wasn’t a time when the 36-year-old author didn’t want to travel. Growing up with the influence of watching British comedies with his mother inspired a wanderlust that has forged the pathways of his career.

Originally from Fort Worth, Texas, Chop has traveled the world over, including spending four years living overseas. His work history is impressively varied and reflective of his passion for adventure and diversity. Among others, he has worked in the adult industry, oilfields, war zones, personal security, emergency dispatch and has owned several businesses.

Chop has a penchant for pirates, 80’s movies, Irish Punk music, guns, motorcycles, tattoos, old cars and photography. Andrew Zimmern is one of his all-time heroes and his love of food has led him to trying many weird and wonderful dishes around the world that Zimmern has featured along with trying to find new spots to try.

It was, therefore, a natural move for Chop to begin writing travel guides to inspire people to see the world. He is passionate about history and beautiful architecture, encouraging fellow travelers to live like a local and destroy their comfort zones.

Now residing in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, Chop has written “Shanghai China Travel Guide: The Best Attractions, Lodging, Shopping, Eateries, Entertainment and More”, and is currently working on several guides to other cities of the world.

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You are ok, i do not know much about you

wow how fast you type all just now?

no, just copied and pasted my about me as it answers most of those questions

well it okay

am jessica 31 am from colorado but presently working here in florida am single with a kid

cool

you look of asian descent

What part of Colorado?

Where in Florida?

granby in coloradp and i stay here in maimi in florida

yes my mom is from kuwait

cool

i have never been to either one

Though i have been to both states

okay

Spent some time in Fort Collins and had some amazing tacos in Denver…

Went to Orlando as a kid

you there?

tell me what do you think about me

i am, and i did

i dont know you… you seem ok so far

read what i wrote earlier

i answered everything you asked…

now, tell me about you

i think i have tell you early i have nothing to copy and past here

see, you should fill out your about me ☺

am jessica 31 am single with a kid i work at warlmart and i leave in maimi florida

you dont have any likes?

hobbies

well i love playing football when i was little and now i love music and walking around when am free at work

what part of asia?

my mom is from kuwait while my dad is from colorado

wow, i would have never guessed that one

yes

i am usually pretty good at placing where people are from

based on their looks ☺

lol

do you use magic

nah, i have just traveled a bit

that is cool

So your mom is of Arabic descent in Kuwait and your dad is a white guy from Colorado?

yes honey

cool

okay

so what do you think about me? you want to meet me soon

So the entirety of your likes is walks when you are free?

you are ok… im down with meeting anyone i guess

when am free at work i love walking around

no movies or books… food, tattoos… human sacrifice… anything?

lol

you want to know everything

well… a little more than walks at work

that puts you in a category of being more boring than me and that is hard to do

are you alone ?

yes

why are you alone ? dont tell me you dont have girlfriend

well… that would be the truth

you have already assumed this

what is your age?

it said so in the thing i pasted

okay

tell me your plan for me now

talk to you, i guess

hadnt really made any plans

okay

been less than two hours since you said hi and all..

so… still havent heard anything but walking…

no i was just sitting down in my room

i mean in things you like to do…

yes

am free at work today

so, you are doing the only thing you like, which is walking?

oohhh

ypu talk much

Is that not preferred?

well is good

That’s good i guess

yes

and yet, I am still waiting to learn more of you…

okay

do you chat on text now

not at work, no service

So the entirety of your likes is walks when you are free?

Sun, 4:15 AM

why that?

Why what?

just because i said i love walking around you said all what i did was walk

No… I have asked several times what else you like but you have yet to answer me so the only thing I know is that you walk… so based on you giving me nothing further to go on… I have to assume it is the only thing you like

i told you i love listening to music and i play football when am little and i already told you love watching movie when am free at work

I don’t remember anything about music and movies… I remember the football but that wasn’t currently… favorite team Manchester United?

Sun, 8:07 AM

are you a Manchester united fan?

I dont care for most sports

okay

and dont follow any… even the ones i can stomach, i dont have any teams i like more than others

okay

hello am now in colorado with mom because my daughter is celebrating her 4th birthday on 21 of july

that was a fast trip

i made that some hours ago because it just 3hours flight from florida here

thats cool… good taco joint in Denver

so what are you giving my baby for her birthday?

id give her a hug if she were here ☺

lol thank you

hug alone?

yes i ask

i dont understand what hug alone is asking

yes i mean are you not sending her any gift

no… wasnt planning on it

so you have to plan before you send my daughter any gift

well, knowing someone for less than a day doesnt usually have me scouring Amazon for gifts of a birthday i knew about for less than an hour

ooh sorry about that ,,,,,,,,, just because i ask that what are you giving my daughter for her birthday well it okay sorry about that

Its ok… i hope she has a good birthday… but also… if i were planning on getting a kid a gift, i do have to plan on it

i heard you never mind about any gift again

what?

nothing i said you should forget about any gift

ok. So, what else do you plan on doing there?

celebrating it for her with mom

it is 4 days till… you are going to do nothing else?

yes am free at work and am planing to get better work here too so she can be with mom and i will work

so, moving to Colorado… not as much Cajun food there

not moving yet just come for the birthday of my baby

I see

yeah

what made you move to Floridia in the first place?

due to work and my dad stay in florida before he die some years ago

I see, sorry to hear that

okay

Jessica • Sun, 10:20 PM

yep

Sun, 11:11 PM

hello

Jessica • Mon, 2:58 PM

Howdy

am fine

Good

okay

Jessica • Mon, 10:40 PM

So, any other hobbies?

honey am not happy

Why?

i dont know how i will arranged the party for my daughter because i have no money with me

Sorry, the plane ticket would have paid for a pretty good party

can you do me a little favor?

Ask your mom to cough up some funds since you flew there? Sure:)

Mon, 11:09 PM

mom is having some loan to pay back soon

if you can arranged just $90 for my baby i will be very happy

talk to me please

It sounds like that plane ticket was a bad investment…

i dont understand you ?

what did you not understand?

i ask you to help me get just $90 send in the morning ? please talk now

talk to me please

Negative, sorry.

why honey

please make my daughter happy

She is 4… she would be happy with a cardboard box

she want to party with her school mate

i dont need huge amount please just $90

Well, that doesn’t make much sense… since she is 4 and doesn’t go to school… also, apparently you are in Colorado now… so unless you flew the school mate with you… the School mate is in Florida

she is staying with mom in colorado while i stay alone here in maimi florida

what is not making sense ?

just talk are you making her happy or not?

yesterday you were in Colorado, it’s funny. So… how will she have a party with her schoolmate that can’t possibly exist if she is in Colorado? Like I said, she would be happy with a cardboard box to write on and play in

thank you huh you sound some how i need to sleep okay my daughter dont need anything from you again okay

I really wish you would tell me what country you are actually from… it is very obviously not the states, I talk to a lot of people from around the world and you talk more like a Filipina than an american, by far

ooh see you

you dont have money tell me i will understand you why are you keeping your self hanging around

just the small things like huh and the broken english. its not a fact of not having money… im not giving money to someone i dont know for a kid i dont even know the name of

And according to you, you are horrible with money if you buy a plane ticket rather than things for your kids birthday… just an observation… i don’t know you, you started talking to me less than a week ago… so i am not the one to bail out a bad decision… and you aren’t honest with me so that is less of a reason to help

i dont need your help huh

Is it the Philippines?

I was guessing Philippines at first but i am not certain

Maybe Indonesia?

you acting crazy what is wrong with you ?

I’m not… im just wondering… the way you write does not place you in America… at least not born here… I actually prefer foreigners generally as American girls aren’t super appealing due to the attitude… I am looking into moving out of the states

So I wouldnt be sticking around regardless

why are you giving me story just because i ask you for $90

I am just curious about you

just forget about it okay ?

I already had… still curious though

so am i free now ?

free from what?

from all your story calling me a Philippines

I didn’t call you a Filipina, I just asked… the way you talk made me ask it because you have a lot of the same mannerisms as Filipinas I know… Asians in general actually but only Filipinas use huh that i know of

I am fine with any, but you gove me cause you wonder that you have been born in Colorado, unless you were born there and spent years overseas, maybe ☺

it okay

I have been curious since day one… just decided to ask

you started all this embarrassment just because i ask of money

no… i dont consider it embarassment… just curiosity

I just figured since we are apparently close enough for your request, we are close enough for me to ask

and like i said… I tend to prefer to talk to people in places i plan on moving to

can leanr new things

learn

i will have giving you my facebook ID but even if i do you already said you can help me so it okay let forget about it

ah, so you only talked to me based on trying to get me to help you… i see 😉

not that i talk base on trying to get help i just need to make my daughter happy

your daughter will be happy regardless… she is four… most kids arent materialistic at 4…

if you say so

so, your kid is materialistic and only things make her happy?

that was all my thought but since you can help i will be fine and convince her

you thought she was materialistic?

sure she is

that sucks… maybe dont get her anything and show her how much fun can be had for free…

okay that is why i wanted to make her day for her but i cant again

SURE YOU CAN

sorry for caps

how i had no money ?

Parks, Cardboard Boxes, Pillow Fort, Cuddling an a movie… lots of things to make them feel special… lots of people all over the world celebrate birthdays with their kids with no money

lol

my baby has a shape brain i wish you meet her real

shape?

i need to rest now since you hurt me by not making me happy we will talk in the morning

HAHA!… since i hurt you by not sending money for a party you can not attend for a kid i do not know… it must be like walking on egg shells to not hurt you…

lol you funny

thats what i hear

i know you have the money but you dont want to send it

you don’t know anything and you’re correct, I don’t want to send it.

I don’t know you nor do I even know the name of the kid… you are the one who made the bad decision to fly rather than have a birthday party…

well it okay since you can help i want to sleep it 12:13am here

And then have the audacity to try to make me feel bad about your poor choice

your time zones are correct.

yeah

do you still care for my baby

i dont know your kid… i dont hope bad things on it but i never cared about it… i dont even know her name

ive said that like 5 times and you have never provided it… much like anything else i have asked multiple times

i dont ask you to give me money even not huge amount just want you to make my baby happy with small money $90

Seriously… I would like you more if you happened to be from another country… it would make more sense to me… how much was that plane ticket?

ooh mom pay for my ticket

well… maybe she should have paid for a party instead… since there is no way that kid will ever be happy without a party apparently… i am glad i stopped having birthday parties when i was 8… i guess it made me less entitled

you help or not?

I think we have established the answer to that.

I really wish you’d tell me what country… it is killing me… did you spend a lot of time overseas maybe? born in america but family lived overseas

Ko Musta na?

Sawadee ka?

Zdraftsvuyetya?

Privet?

am feeling sleeping already just want to hear from you maybe you can help me

meaning of all this

Ohaio Gonzaimas?

Hello in different languages… trying to find one that looks familiar

you wont hear that from me… dont know you or the kid