Losing part of your life that you’ll never get back.

Howdy,

Sorry for the lack of posts but I have not been feeling terribly motivated lately. I have been coming up with ideas but haven’t knocked any out. This is not a post… this is just a conversation that I have been having with a girl for the last 3 days. She annoys me but at the same time this entertains me… and she absolutely can not be from the states though she claims it. For some reason it adds her picture in but not mine… I think you can figure out when I am responding.

 

Jessica Matthew
hello
howdy
Jessica Matthew
am fine how are you?
not too bad… just working
Jessica Matthew
where are you from? and what is time there?
The states… it is 0151 at the moment, you?
Jessica Matthew
florida and it 2:51am here 
oh… missouri then
Jessica Matthew
what is that?
you’re up awfully late
Missouri… are you not originallu from Florida?
originally
Jessica Matthew
i was born in colorado but am in florida now working there
Ah… then, if you drove, you may have passed through Missouri
What brings you to my world?
Jessica Matthew
yes
i saw your profile so i add you for us to know each other better 
cool, i appreciate it
you dont have much on yours
Jessica Matthew
how ?
how what? I looked at your page… just didnt have much on it
Jessica Matthew
much of what ?
no photos, no posts… just a birthday and that you live in Florida
Jessica Matthew
yes i dont have much time because of my work
at home depot?
I am at work currently, unfortunately
Jessica Matthew
i have change my work i work as a sales reps now in Walmart 
due to i paid low for the home depot 
I feel ya
Jessica Matthew
what is that?
what is what?
?
Sun, 2:13 AM
Jessica Matthew
you there?
yep
Jessica Matthew
tell me about you ?
my about me tells most things about me… other than that, what would you like to know?
Jessica Matthew
ok your name where you from what you do what you are interested 
in and what do you thing about me 
just tell me more 
Chop
Missouri
Author, Dispatcher, Traveler, Photographer, Foodie, Tattoo and Motorcycle Enthusiast, Combat Sleeper
When it comes to life experience, Chop Snowbeard is an expert in his field. There wasn’t a time when the 36-year-old author didn’t want to travel. Growing up with the influence of watching British comedies with his mother inspired a wanderlust that has forged the pathways of his career.

Originally from Fort Worth, Texas, Chop has traveled the world over, including spending four years living overseas. His work history is impressively varied and reflective of his passion for adventure and diversity. Among others, he has worked in the adult industry, oilfields, war zones, personal security, emergency dispatch and has owned several businesses.

Chop has a penchant for pirates, 80’s movies, Irish Punk music, guns, motorcycles, tattoos, old cars and photography. Andrew Zimmern is one of his all-time heroes and his love of food has led him to trying many weird and wonderful dishes around the world that Zimmern has featured along with trying to find new spots to try.

It was, therefore, a natural move for Chop to begin writing travel guides to inspire people to see the world. He is passionate about history and beautiful architecture, encouraging fellow travelers to live like a local and destroy their comfort zones.

Now residing in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, Chop has written “Shanghai China Travel Guide: The Best Attractions, Lodging, Shopping, Eateries, Entertainment and More”, and is currently working on several guides to other cities of the world.

He is also co-working on a book entitled “Native’s Travel Guide to Lake of the Ozarks: Missouri’s Hidden Treasure”, written by Jack Swagger. Amazon reviewers have praised his work for being a well-written wealth of information that is sure to prepare any traveler in their explorations.

You are ok, i do not know much about you
Jessica Matthew
wow how fast you type all just now?
no, just copied and pasted my about me as it answers most of those questions
Jessica Matthew
well it okay 
am jessica 31 am from colorado but presently working here in florida am single with a kid 
cool
you look of asian descent
What part of Colorado?
Where in Florida?
Jessica Matthew
granby in coloradp and i stay here in maimi in florida 
yes my mom is from kuwait 
cool
i have never been to either one
Though i have been to both states
Jessica Matthew
okay 
Spent some time in Fort Collins and had some amazing tacos in Denver… 
Went to Orlando as a kid
Jessica Matthew
you there?
tell me what do you think about me 
i am, and i did
i dont know you… you seem ok so far
read what i wrote earlier
i answered everything you asked…
now, tell me about you
Jessica Matthew
i think i have tell you early i have nothing to copy and past here 
see, you should fill out your about me
Jessica Matthew
am jessica 31 am single with a kid i work at warlmart and i leave in maimi florida
you dont have any likes?
hobbies
Jessica Matthew
well i love playing football when i was little and now i love music and walking around when am free at work 
what part of asia?
Jessica Matthew
my mom is from kuwait while my dad is from colorado 
wow, i would have never guessed that one
Jessica Matthew
yes 
i am usually pretty good at placing where people are from
based on their looks
Jessica Matthew
lol 
do you use magic 
nah, i have just traveled a bit
Jessica Matthew
that is cool 
So your mom is of Arabic descent in Kuwait and your dad is a white guy from Colorado?
Jessica Matthew
yes honey 
cool
Jessica Matthew
okay 
so what do you think about me? you want to meet me soon 
So the entirety of your likes is walks when you are free? 
you are ok… im down with meeting anyone i guess
Jessica Matthew
when am free at work i love walking around 
no movies or books… food, tattoos… human sacrifice… anything?
Jessica Matthew
lol 
you want to know everything 
well… a little more than walks at work
that puts you in a category of being more boring than me and that is hard to do
Jessica Matthew
are you alone ?
yes
Jessica Matthew
why are you alone ? dont tell me you dont have girlfriend 
well… that would be the truth
you have already assumed this
Jessica Matthew
what is your age?
36
it said so in the thing i pasted
Jessica Matthew
okay 
tell me your plan for me now 
talk to you, i guess
hadnt really made any plans
Jessica Matthew
okay 
been less than two hours since you said hi and all..
so… still havent heard anything but walking…
Jessica Matthew
no i was just sitting down in my room  
i mean in things you like to do…
Jessica Matthew
yes 
am free at work today 
so, you are doing the only thing you like, which is walking?
Jessica Matthew
oohhh 
ypu talk much 
Is that not preferred?
Jessica Matthew
well is good 
That’s good i guess
Jessica Matthew
yes 
and yet, I am still waiting to learn more of you…
Jessica Matthew
okay 
do you chat on text now
not at work, no service

So the entirety of your likes is walks when you are free? 
Sun, 4:15 AM
Jessica Matthew
why that? 
Why what?
Jessica Matthew
just because i said i love walking around you said all what i did was walk 
No… I have asked several times what else you like but you have yet to answer me so the only thing I know is that you walk… so based on you giving me nothing further to go on… I have to assume it is the only thing you like
Jessica Matthew
i told you i love listening to music and i play football when am little and i already told you  love watching movie when am free at work 
I don’t remember anything about music and movies… I remember the football but that wasn’t currently… favorite team Manchester United?
Sun, 8:07 AM
Jessica Matthew
are you a Manchester united fan?
I dont care for most sports
Jessica Matthew
okay 
and dont follow any… even the ones i can stomach, i dont have any teams i like more than others
Jessica Matthew
okay 
hello am now in colorado with mom because my daughter is celebrating her 4th birthday on 21 of july 
that was a fast trip
Jessica Matthew
i made that some hours ago because it just 3hours flight from florida here 
thats cool… good taco joint in Denver
Jessica Matthew
so what are you giving my baby for her birthday? 
id give her a hug if she were here
Jessica Matthew
lol thank you 
hug alone? 
hug alone?
Jessica Matthew
yes i ask 
i dont understand what hug alone is asking
Jessica Matthew
yes i mean are you not sending her any gift 
no… wasnt planning on it
Jessica Matthew
so you have to plan before you send my daughter any gift 
well, knowing someone for less than a day doesnt usually have me scouring Amazon for gifts of a birthday i knew about for less than an hour
Jessica Matthew
ooh sorry about that ,,,,,,,,, just because i ask that what are you giving my daughter for her birthday well it okay sorry about that 
Its ok… i hope she has a good birthday… but also… if i were planning on getting a kid a gift, i do have to plan on it
Jessica Matthew
i heard you never mind about any gift again 
what?
Jessica Matthew
nothing i said you should forget about any gift 
ok. So, what else do you plan on doing there?
Jessica Matthew
celebrating it for her with mom 
it is 4 days till… you are going to do nothing else?
Jessica Matthew
yes am free at work and am planing to get better work here too so she can be with mom and i will work 
so, moving to Colorado… not as much Cajun food there
Jessica Matthew
not moving yet just come for the birthday of my baby 
I see
Jessica Matthew
yeah 
what made you move to Floridia in the first place?
Jessica Matthew
due to work and my dad stay in florida before he die some years ago 
I see, sorry to hear that
Jessica Matthew
okay 
Jessica • Sun, 10:20 PM
yep
Sun, 11:11 PM
Jessica Matthew
hello 
Jessica • Mon, 2:58 PM
Howdy
Jessica Matthew
am fine 
Good
Jessica Matthew
okay 
Jessica • Mon, 10:40 PM
So, any other hobbies?
Jessica Matthew
honey am not happy 
Why?
Jessica Matthew
i dont know how i will arranged the party for my daughter because i have no money with me 
Sorry, the plane ticket would have paid for a pretty good party
Jessica Matthew
can you do me a little favor? 
Ask your mom to cough up some funds since you flew there? Sure:)
Mon, 11:09 PM
Jessica Matthew
mom is having some loan to pay back soon 
if you can arranged just $90 for my baby i will be very happy 
talk to me please 
It sounds like that plane ticket was a bad investment…
Jessica Matthew
i dont understand you ?
what did you not understand?
Jessica Matthew
i ask you to help me get just $90 send in the morning ? please talk now 
talk to me please 
Negative, sorry.
Jessica Matthew
why honey 
please make my daughter happy 
She is 4… she would be happy with a cardboard box
Jessica Matthew
she want to party with her school mate 
i dont need huge amount please just $90 
Well, that doesn’t make much sense… since she is 4 and doesn’t go to school… also, apparently you are in Colorado now… so unless you flew the school mate with you… the School mate is in Florida
Jessica Matthew
she is staying with mom in colorado while i stay alone here in maimi florida 
what is not making sense ? 
just talk are you making her happy or not?
yesterday you were in Colorado, it’s funny. So… how will she have a party with her schoolmate that can’t possibly exist if she is in Colorado? Like I said, she would be happy with a cardboard box to write on and play in
Jessica Matthew
thank you huh you sound some how i need to sleep okay my daughter dont need anything from you again okay 
I really wish you would tell me what country you are actually from… it is very obviously not the states, I talk to a lot of people from around the world and you talk more like a Filipina than an american, by far
Jessica Matthew
ooh see you 
you dont have money tell me i will understand you why are you keeping your self hanging around 
just the small things like huh and the broken english. its not a fact of not having money… im not giving money to someone i dont know for a kid i dont even know the name of
And according to you, you are horrible with money if you buy a plane ticket rather than things for your kids birthday… just an observation… i don’t know you, you started talking to me less than a week ago… so i am not the one to bail out a bad decision… and you aren’t honest with me so that is less of a reason to help
Jessica Matthew
i dont need your help huh 
Is it the Philippines?
I was guessing Philippines at first but i am not certain
Maybe Indonesia?
Jessica Matthew
you acting crazy what is wrong with you ?  
I’m not… im just wondering… the way you write does not place you in America… at least not born here… I actually prefer foreigners generally as American girls aren’t super appealing due to the attitude… I am looking into moving out of the states
So I wouldnt be sticking around regardless
Jessica Matthew
why are you giving me story just because i ask you for $90 
I am just curious about you
Jessica Matthew
just forget about it okay ? 
I already had… still curious though
Jessica Matthew
so am i free now ?
free from what?
Jessica Matthew
from all your story calling me a  Philippines 
I didn’t call you a Filipina, I just asked… the way you talk made me ask it because you have a lot of the same mannerisms as Filipinas I know… Asians in general actually but only Filipinas use huh that i know of
I am fine with any, but you gove me cause you wonder that you have been born in Colorado, unless you were born there and spent years overseas, maybe
Jessica Matthew
it okay 
I have been curious since day one… just decided to ask
Jessica Matthew
you started all this embarrassment just because i ask of money 
no… i dont consider it embarassment… just curiosity
I just figured since we are apparently close enough for your request, we are close enough for me to ask
and like i said… I tend to prefer to talk to people in places i plan on moving to
can leanr new things
learn
Jessica Matthew
i will have giving you my facebook ID but even if i do you already said you can help me so it okay let forget about it
ah, so you only talked to me based on trying to get me to help you… i see 😉
Jessica Matthew
not that i talk base on trying to get help i just need to make my daughter happy 
your daughter will be happy regardless… she is four… most kids arent materialistic at 4… 
Jessica Matthew
if you say so 
so, your kid is materialistic and only things make her happy?
Jessica Matthew
that was all my thought but since you can help i will be fine and convince her 
you thought she was materialistic?
Jessica Matthew
sure she is 
that sucks… maybe dont get her anything and show her how much fun can be had for free…
Jessica Matthew
okay that is why i wanted to make her day for her but i cant again 
SURE YOU CAN
sorry for caps
Jessica Matthew
how i had no money ? 
Parks, Cardboard Boxes, Pillow Fort, Cuddling an a movie… lots of things to make them feel special… lots of people all over the world celebrate birthdays with their kids with no money
Jessica Matthew
lol
my baby has a shape brain i wish you meet her real 
shape?
Jessica Matthew
i need to rest now since you hurt me by not making me happy we will talk in the morning 
HAHA!… since i hurt you by not sending money for a party you can not attend for a kid i do not know… it must be like walking on egg shells to not hurt you…
Jessica Matthew
lol you funny 
thats what i hear
Jessica Matthew
i know you have the money but you dont want to send it 
you don’t know anything and you’re correct, I don’t want to send it.
I don’t know you nor do I even know the name of the kid… you are the one who made the bad decision to fly rather than have a birthday party… 
Jessica Matthew
well it okay since you can help i want to sleep it 12:13am here 
And then have the audacity to try to make me feel bad about your poor choice
your time zones are correct.
Jessica Matthew
yeah 
do you still care for my baby 
i dont know your kid… i dont hope bad things on it but i never cared about it… i dont even know her name
ive said that like 5 times and you have never provided it… much like anything else i have asked multiple times
Jessica Matthew
i dont ask you to give me money even not huge amount just want you to make my baby happy with small money $90
Seriously… I would like you more if you happened to be from another country… it would make more sense to me… how much was that plane ticket?
Jessica Matthew
ooh mom pay for my ticket 
well… maybe she should have paid for a party instead… since there is no way that kid will ever be happy without a party apparently… i am glad i stopped having birthday parties when i was 8… i guess it made me less entitled
Jessica Matthew
you help or not? 
I think we have established the answer to that. 
I really wish you’d tell me what country… it is killing me… did you spend a lot of time overseas maybe? born in america but family lived overseas
Ko Musta na?
Sawadee ka?
Zdraftsvuyetya?
Privet?
Jessica Matthew
am feeling sleeping already just want to hear from you maybe you can help me 
meaning of all this 
Ohaio Gonzaimas?
Hello in different languages… trying to find one that looks familiar
you wont hear that from me… dont know you or the kid
if you look at my page you will see how much i like overseas… including Asia… Especially Southeast Asia…
Jessica Matthew
you crazy 
Jessica Matthew
pretty sane actually
not that i was tested…
but no one has said it before… so, im guessing
But I appreciate your concern Short Round
I apologize for putting you through that… but like i said… it entertains me.

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