Chop’s Guide Public Service Series: 11 Facts about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!

You know the ones... here is something only mildly entertaining and rather than put all the information on one or maybe even two pages... we will make you load a new page for every single fact we give you just to make it as annoying as fucking possible. We talked about how great it would be to have a site that put everything on one page for people so they wouldn't have to get pissed off by like page 3 and quit... or just hate click through the whole thing if they are really interested in the topic. Well, you are in for a treat! We have decided to randomly do this public service just for you! FOR FREE!

Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor

Howdy Y'all, It is November, and I have recently been watching a TON of Rube Goldberg machine videos so I thought I would write an article about him on either the day of his birth or the day of his death, whichever came first. Shooting over to Wikipedia quickly showed that the nearest date was … Continue reading Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor

Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop

Imagine, if you will, a war-torn country. 25 December. Christmas. Mosul, Iraq. 2005. It is a cold day in Northern Iraq but it has been a good day. Everyone is singing and dancing and living it up. Not really, we are in Iraq, you dumbass, it's cold and kind of miserable. Well, it was still … Continue reading Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop