Howdy all,
I was looking through a new Chop’s Guide follower blog and happened upon this post.
I haven’t filled out any surveys for a long time but back in the A/S/L days when I was bored and couldn’t think of any other dating sites to join I would fill these things out, they are fun and some make you think a little.
Upon seeing this and seeing that if I was reading it, I was tagged, I decided to not only do it myself but to hit my brothers up about it since we are all into film entertainment.
Chop:
How often do you watch movies? When I have time off, I watch quite a few. Working 7 days a week, I don’t have a lot of time to myself but 4 of those days I only work an 8-hour shift so I try to catch up on some stuff on those days, including movies.
What movie genre are you particularly fond of? War movies, comedy, fantasy, I can get into pretty much everything but I probably watch fewer horror movies than anything else.
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and liked? The last one I saw and it being the first time I saw it was Star Trek: Beyond. This was not my favorite of the new Star Trek movies but I did like it and the pale girl with black stripes was cute.
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and hated? Southside with You… I can’t think of any movies I have watched recently that I hated but I know this would be one of them… also anything with Sean Penn.
What is your most favorite movie of all time? Young Frankenstein. Runners up would be: Serenity, Clerks, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Shawshank Redemption, Slumdog Millionaire (although I will never watch it again), The Goonies, The Neverending Story, Indiana Jones Series 80’s movies in general.
Your most favorite guilty pleasure movie? Love Actually, BubbleBoy, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, The Last Samurai, The Patriot, Outsourced (which was also a funny as hell TV Show.)
What movie/movies you have watched a million times already? The Goonies, All Indiana Jones, Gremlins, Flight of the Navigator, Neverending Story, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Shawshank Redemption, Die Hard Movies, Beverly Hills Cop Movies, Lethal Weapon Movies, RoboCop original, Gleaming the Cube, Top Gun… 80’s movies in general.
Are you the type who watch movies on their first day of showing? Negative, I hate crowds and sitting next to people.
Do you use fandango or do you pre-booked movie tickets? I like Fandango, I used to use it all the time but not so much anymore because I don’t usually have to wait in line as long as I used to in North Dakota.
How often do you go to a movie house to watch a movie? Once a month or so, if I have the time and money to do it more often, I do.
What are the movies that made you cry? Simon Birch, The Neverending Story, Slumdog Millionaire, Loads of War Movies… I tear up on a lot of movies actually, so I kind of prefer to watch them alone.
Do you watch foreign films? Hell yes! I love Bollywood Movies, Russian Movies, Chinese Movies some Thai Movies Mostly action for the last two.
What’s your favorite foreign films? The Namesake, IP Man, Ong Bak, Ball and Chain, Guru, The 9th Company, Amelie
Who are favorite directors? Guy Ritchie, Kevin Smith, Mel Brooks, Lloyd Kaufman, Generally I do not get into directors.
Are you particular with movie scores, soundtracks, and music? I like Soundtracks and occasionally buy them, I know they add to the movie but I don’t really pay attention to them unless they are actual songs.
What movie soundtrack can be found on your iPod? Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack
Have you e
ver watched a movie alone in a theater? Quite often
What is the best chick-flick for you? Love Actually, I need funny too
Is there any movie that has changed your perspective on life? Law Abiding Citizen, Slumdog Millionaire
Your favorite comic book movie? Guardians of the Galaxy and Deadpool
DC or Marvel movies? Both
How mand of the top 10 out of 250 in IMDB that you have watched?
- The Shawshank Redemption – Yes
- The Godfather – No
- The Godfather II – No
- The Dark Knight – Yes
- Schindler’s List – Yes
- 12 Angry Men – No
- Pulp Fiction – Yes
- The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King – Yes
- The Good, The Bad and the Ugly – Yes
- Fight Club – Yes
Do you read movie critic reviews before watching a film? No, a film critic named Stephen Hunter is one of my favorite authors and I have never read one of his reviews… they are mostly written by movie snobs.
What is the best movie adapted from a book? To Kill a Mockingbird. Stardust was actually better than the book. Shooter, American Sniper, Jack Reacher, really quite a few good ones.
Watch the movie before reading the book or vice versa? Either or… I am easy.
What is your most favorite comedy movie? Young Frankenstein
Drama movie? Gran Torino
Western movie? Tombstone
Romantic comedy film? Love Actually, BubbleBoy
Horror film? Southside with You
Sports movies? Balls of Fury
Sci-fi? Serenity
Action movies? Jack Reacher, Shooter, Boondock Saints.
War movies? 13 Hours, Act of Valor, We Were Soldiers, Blackhawk Down, American Sniper
Who is your most favorite movie couple? Don’t really have any.
Any movie character you can relate to? Clyde Shelton, Dale (T&DVE), Benjamin Martin
If you can only watch five movies for the rest of your life, what would the movies be? Young Frankenstein, Clerks, Serenity, Boondock Saints, Snatch
Your least favorite movie all time? I am not sure, anything featuring Sean Penn?
Have you ever watched a movie based on the lead actor/actress only? Walter Matthau, Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Kate Mara.
What movie you expected and wanted to be good but failed you? I am pretty easily entertained… even if it wasn’t great there are things that were good, generally.
Favorite movie character of all time? Randal from Clerks, Igor from Young Frankenstein
Favorite movie villain? Clyde Shelton
Any movie sequel you are still waiting on? Serenity 2, Super Troopers 2, Zombieland 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Deadpool 2
Ever made a movie review? one or two.
Star Wars or Star Trek? both.
Right
now, think of any movie, what comes first? Tromeo and Juliet
Favorite movie lines?
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein…
Dr. Frankenstein: “Fronkensteen.”
Igor: You’re putting me on.
Dr. Frankenstein: No, it’s pronounced “Fronkensteen.”
Igor: Do you also say “Froaderick”?
Dr. Frankenstein: No… “Frederick.”
Igor: Well, why isn’t it “Froaderick Fronkensteen”?
Dr. Frankenstein: It isn’t; it’s “Frederick Fronkensteen.”
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
Igor: No, it’s pronounced “eye-gor.”
Dr. Frankenstein: But they told me it was “ee-gor.”
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they?
Zoë: Cap’n didn’t make ’em fugitives.
Kaylee: But he coulda made ’em family! ‘Steada keepin’ Simon from seein’ I was there. And I carried such a torch, and we coulda… Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
Mal: [shocked] Oh, God! I can’t know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
Jayne: I just don’t get it. How’s a man get so wrong? Cuttin’ on his own face, rapin’ and murdering — Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.
Bullet-Tooth Tony: So, you’re obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision. But they’re not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy, and have brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts. You’re shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle .50” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!
Connor, Murphy and Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patris …
Connor: … et Filii …
Murphy: … et Spiritus Sancti.
Dante: Did you ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that’s eerie.
Randal: [looking at a pornographic magazine] You know how much wage the average jizz-mopper make per hour?
Dante: What’s a jizz-mopper?
Randal: He’s the guy that cleans up the nudie-booths after each guy that jerks off.
Dante
: Nudie booth?
Randal: Yeah, nudie booth. You’ve never been to a nudie booth?
Dante: I guess not.
Randal: Oh man, it’s great. You go into this booth and there’s this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like ten bucks.
Dante: What kind of show?
Randal: Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you’d like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body. Any opening!
Dante: Can we not talk about this now?
Randal: The jizz-mopper’s job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, practically everybody does it right on the window, and I don’t know if you noticed or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.
Customer: I will never come to this place again.
Dante: Excuse me?
Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers. You both should be fired!
Dante: I’m sorry . I guess we kinda got carried away.
Customer: Well, I don’t know if ‘sorry’ can make up for it. You’ve highly offended me.
Randal: Well, you think that’s offensive, check this out! [shows customer the magazine’s centerfold; as the customer runs out, screaming] I think you can see her kidneys.
TV series, books, video games, or movies in order of interest? Books, TV Series, Movies, Video Games
Lastly, if your life story is to be made into a movie, who would you like to portray you? Who should be directing it and what would be the title? This question will take a lot of thinking to have some with the talent, nay!, The TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to take on a project such as the one we call Chop. The actors who could possibly do it: Samuel L. Jackson ( I say Motherfucker a lot), Idris Elba (let’s face it, this guy is a gem, everything he does is good) Robert Downey Junior, Nathan Fillion, Bruce Campbell or Tyler Labine (He makes me laugh… and looks the most like me).
Director: Mel Brooks and Lloyd Kaufman.
KillJoySam:
How often do you watch movies? Some weeks, I end up watching 10-15 movies. Other weeks, I watch the bits and pieces of movies that I might catch on tv while waiting on my shows to start.
What movie genre are you particularly fond of? Horror/Gore…the gorier, the better. Suspenseful thrillers, comedies, Spaghetti Westerns, Sci-Fi, Foreign, and Action. Depends on my mood though.
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and liked? 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi was the most recent film that I loved but I enjoyed the piss out of The Purge: Election Year, Lights Out, and Hardcore Henry.
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and hated? Suicide Squad. I hated Jared Leto’s Joker and I loathe people’s fascination with Harley Quinn. She’s got Stockholm Syndrome like crazy and even though she is highly educated, she’s gotta be one of the dumbest characters in comic book history.
What is your most favorite movie of all time? Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, Nightmare on Elm Street (Original), The Exorcist, Clerks, Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, Die Hard, Alien, Gremlins, Scott Pilgrim, Revenge of the Nerds, and Django Unchained…although Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, and A Few Good Men deserve honorable mention.
Your most favorite guilty pleasure movie? Walk The Line. I watch that damn film every time I see it on tv.
What movie/movies you have watched a million times already? Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, Harry Potter (Entire Series), Empire Strikes Back, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Days of Thunder, Top Gun, Pitch Perfect, White Water Summer.
Are you the type who watch movies on its first day of showing? Very rarely since I have kids now. Normally I wait until Sunday if it’s something that I have to see early on.
Do you use fandango or do you pre-booked movie tickets? Nope…as much as I hate people, crowds, and people in lines, I’d rather just stand in line for a few minutes and buy the ticket myself in person.
Theater, blu-ray, or download? Depends on the movie. I go out of my way to see most comic book movies in theaters and as many horror movies as I can…but most others, I just prefer to download them later on.
How often do you go to a theater to watch a movie? Lately it’s been once a month or so…but I’ve been known to go 5 times in a week before.
What are the movies that made you cry? 13 Hours, American Sniper, Inside Out, The Breakfast Club, Up, 50/50, Rudy, I am Legend, Dead Poets Society, Stand By Me, and The Fox & the Hound.
Do you watch foreign films? Yes…not as often as I’d like but I do try to check out new Asian or European horror/dramas as often as possible. Some real gems come from Eastern Asia, France, and Eastern Europe.
What’s your favorite foreign films? High Tension, Grotesque, Amelie, Ringu, A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition, I Saw the Devil, Pulse, Suicide Club, One Missed Call, Cello, Persepolis, Ip Man, Battle Royale, Hero, 13 Assassins, Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsmen (All of those movies are awesome), The Raid 1 and 2, Shaolin Soccer, and The Protector.
Who are favorite directors? Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Takashi Miike, Damien Leone, Tobe Hooper, Argento, Clive Barker, Guillermo del Toro, James Wan, Robert Rodriguez, David Lynch, Mel Brooks, Stanley Kubrick, and Joe Dante.
Are you particular with movie scores, soundtracks, and musics? Fuck yes. If not for the score or a perfectly chosen song, the mood would be all wrong and the anticipation would be lessened or heightened at the wrong moments.
What movie soundtrack can be found in your ipod? Death Proof, Walk the Line, Guardians of the Galaxy volume 1, Clerks, Empire Records, The Cave, The Crow, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Punisher: War Zone, Spawn, and Underworld.
Have you ever watch a movie alone on a movie house? All the damn time. Best way to watch a movie.
What is the best chick-flick for you? I’d rather not say at this point.
Is there any movie that has changed your perspective in life? One movie that I watched all alone in 2011 that made me say “Screw it…I’m going back to college and I’m going to do something with my life” was Take Me Home Tonight. I have a few others that have caused changed in my life but TMHT was huge in getting me back on the right path.
Your favorite comic book movie? Deadpool, The Crow, Hellboy, or Witchblade.
DC or Marvel movies? I’ll watch any of them voluntarily besides anything with Superman in it. Screw that guy.
What are the movies in the top 10 in IMDB that you have watched? 12 Angry Men is the only one I haven’t seen…but I should change that.
Do you read movie critic reviews before watching a film? Yes…I read too much and sometimes it ruins movies before I ever get to watch them.
What is the best
movie adapted from a book? Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, American Psycho, Less than Zero, No Country for Old Men, The Road, Christine.
Watch the movie before reading the book or vice versa? Depends…I may not have any desire to read a book until I see the movie.
What is your most favorite comedy movie? Clerks, Mallrats, Happy Gilmore, Revenge of the Nerds, Old School, Clue.
Drama movie? Stand by Me, Apocalypse Now, American Beauty.
Western movie? Anything with Clint. Diablo, No Country for Old Men, Tombstone, Wyatt Earp
Romantic comedy film? That’s for me and Steph to know.
Horror film? Hahaha…too many to name…depends on the subgenre. Nightmare on Elm Street, The Exorcist, Friday the 13th part 4, Saw, Hostel, All Hallows Eve, Clown, Halloween (remake), I Spit on your Grave, Hush, Audition, etc….could go on for days on just horror films.
Sports movies? Rudy, Days of Thunder, Caddyshack, Major League, Moneyball, Dodge Ball, Bad News Bears (Remake), The Waterboy, BASEketball, The Mighty Ducks.
Sci-fi? Star Wars, Alien series, Terminator 1 and 2, 2001, The Matrix, Interstellar, Serenity, The Thing, Looper, Donnie Darko, and A Clockwork Orange.
Action movies? Bunches and bunches. Love watching some good action films that don’t try to go over the top with 1 guy destroying a whole army or saving 100 people all alone (looking at you Rambo).
War movies? American Sniper, Schindler’s List, Apocalypse Now, and T
he Deer Hunter.
Who is your most favorite movie couple? Tommy and Jason from Friday the 13th…3 separate actors played Tommy in 3 different movies but that is such a good relationship. But Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are definitely a great couple.
Any movie character you can relate to? Randall from Clerks and Clerks 2.
If you are to only watch five movies for the rest of your life, what would the movies be? Empire Records, Gremlins, Willy Wonka, Walk the Line, Harry Potter series.
Your least favorite movie all time? Parody movies are garbage.
Have you ever watched a movie based on the lead actor/actress only? Yeah…Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, Clint Eastwood, Anna Kendrick, and Jason Sudeikis.
What movie you expected and wanted to be good but failed you? Right off the top of my head…I can’t think of any that I went into that I thought would be good but it wasn’t.
Favorite movie character of all time? Randall from Clerks, Django from Django Unchained, The Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds, Craig from Friday, and Julie Powers from Scott Pilgrim.
Favorite movie villain? Darth Vader for sure, Calvin Candie from Django Unchained, Azrael from Dogma, and Drago from Rocky IV.
Any movie sequel you are still waiting? Serenity 2. A guy can wish. 
Ever made a movie review? A few.
Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Trek and The Next Gen were amazing but the rest of Star Trek literature and television is up and down…Star Wars was great before Disney bought it and ruined the previously held canon.
Right now, think of any movie, what comes first? Don’t Breathe. I’ll be watching it in about 10 minutes.
Favorite movie lines? Too many to list. I have tons of good quotes.
TV series, books, computer games, or movies in order of interest? Games, Movies, TV Series, Books…although I’d love to have time and peace and quiet to just sit and read like I did in my teens
Lastly, if your life story is to be made into a movie, who would you like to portray you? Who should be directing it and what would be the title? Zac Efron…but I’m sure that they’d get Michael Cera or Christopher Mintz-Plasse to play me. I’d love it if Quentin Tarantino directed it but I’m sure it would be someone that would ruin the story and plot of the movie like Spielberg or Lucas.
TinMan:
How often do you watch movies? 2 times a week or so
What movie genre are you particularly fond of? Action
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and liked? Don’t Breathe. It was a little more twisted than I expected it to be
What was the last movie that you’ve watched and hated? Hmmm, I don’t recall
What is your most favorite movie of all time? Independence Day or Sahara (the original with Bogart)
Your most favorite guilty pleasure movie? Boondock saints
What movie/movies you have watched a million times already? Independence Day, Lethal Weapon, We Were Soldiers, The Patriot, Braveheart
Are you the ty
pe who watch movie on its first day of showing? Negative, I hate crowds and sitting next to people.
Do you use fandango or do you pre-booked movie tickets? On occasion
How often do you go to a movie house to watch a movie? Once a month or so
What are the movies that made you cry? Kingsman: The Secret Service, tears of joy when Obama’s head explodes
Do you watch foreign films? Yes, the 9th company is awesome
What’s your favorite foreign films? The 9th company
Who are favorite directors? Clint Eastwood, George Lucas, Jerry Bruckheimer
Are you particular with movie scores, soundtracks, and music? No
What movie soundtrack can be found in your ipod? Too many to count
Have you ever watch a movie alone in a theater? Yes
What is the best chick-flick for you? Watched Safe Haven, it was good
Is there any movie that has changed your perspective on life? The Patriot
Your favorite comic book movie? X-Men series
DC or Marvel movies? Both
How many of the top 10 in IMDB that you have watched?
The Shawshank Redemption – Yes
The Godfather – Yes
The Godfather II – Yes
The Dark Knight – Yes
Schindler’s List – Yes
12 Angry Men – No
Pulp Fiction – Yes
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King – Yes
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly – Yes
Fight Club – Yes
Do you read movie critic reviews before watching a film? No
What is the best movie adapted from a book? Lots
Watch the movie before reading the book or vice versa? Movie first, so you don’t visualize a character and then they not match up to the actor or actress
What is your most favorite comedy movie? Deuce Bigalow or Dodgeball
Drama movie?
Western movie? Tombstone
Romantic comedy film?
Horror film? Southside with You
Sports movies? The Replacements
Sci-fi? Serenity
Acti
on movie? Boondock saints
War movies? 13 Hours, Act of Valor, We Were Soldiers, Blackhawk Down, American Sniper
Who is your most favorite movie couple? Mr and Mrs Smith
What movie character you can relate to? Darth Vader
If you are to only watch five movies for the rest of your life, what would the movies be? The Patriot, The Dark Knight Rises, Tombstone, 13 Hours, Van Wilder
Your least favorite movie all time? Green Inferno
Have you ever watched a movie based on the lead actor/actress only? Yep
What movie you expected and wanted to be good but failed you? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Favorite movie character of all time? Clyde Shelton
Favorite movie villain? Darth Vader
Any movie sequel you are still waiting? Serenity 2, Super Troopers 2, Zombieland 2
Ever made a movie review? one or two.
Star Wars o
r Star Trek? both.
Right now, think of any movie, what comes first? London has Fallen
Favorite movie lines? I’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he’s gonna start a fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin paid, mostly only when I’m gettin paid.
TV series, books, video games, or movies in order of interest? Tv series, movies, books, games
Lastly, if your life story is to be made into a movie, who would you like to portray you? Who should be directing it and what would be the title? Gerard Butler, Clint Eastwood, and the title of “nobody is gonna watch this”
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 
love your answers! i love 80’s movies too.
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thank you, did you read my brothers also?
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yep i did. thank you for the tag!
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