Chop’s Guide Public Service Series: 11 Facts about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!

You know the ones... here is something only mildly entertaining and rather than put all the information on one or maybe even two pages... we will make you load a new page for every single fact we give you just to make it as annoying as fucking possible. We talked about how great it would be to have a site that put everything on one page for people so they wouldn't have to get pissed off by like page 3 and quit... or just hate click through the whole thing if they are really interested in the topic. Well, you are in for a treat! We have decided to randomly do this public service just for you! FOR FREE!

Parenting: What You’re Doing Wrong. If You’re a Shit Parent.

If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.