I am going to do my best never to put my heart in this situation again, time to put up some walls and pay for some hookers. Ladies, I may be emotionally unavailable and have a shattered heart, but some of you weirdos dig that in a man and it should make me more attractive to you, so I am free and available to give beard rides.
I say impatience is a virtue, I have dealt with enough bad things in my life to know tomorrow is not guaranteed.
That was how this post was going to go. Until her.