The Liberation of Fuck It

This has, in general, been the course of my love life. I get excited about the prospect of someone and it falling apart. I have grown accustomed to it... as Bane would say I was born in it, molded by it. I have finally come to a point in my life where I can barely be bothered. Thanks to the interwebs my wanderlust and my general lack of attraction to and for modern westernized women I tend to find girls who interest me either abroad but on the rare occasion I find one within the +1 country code.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Review

This was one of my absolute coolest movie experiences, you see, I was the only person in this theater. It made me feel like I was a real movie critic with the house all to myself... if this place had room service, I would have been in heaven. We seriously need a Studio Movie Grill at the lake, I wish I could open one.

Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit

With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane... the main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies.