I quickly hopped out of bed before being crushed and grabbed a quick shower and walked out to find Gary oddly trying to cuddle up to Chop in what looked like a scene from a cheap porn hub video We may not have actually learned anything to do with bail bonding, but hey, at least it wasn't fun either.
So where do I go for my first meal back in Minot?! That's right, Denny's! Fuck you; I wanted breakfast. Please like, comment and share all of Chop's Guide to the Galaxy!
First and foremost, I have moved from Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri back home to Poplar Bluff, Missouri.
I really hope you share every Chop's Guide you read on your social media because it helps me reach all the corners of the world but this one could be the most important post I have ever written (so far) and I ask you to please share it, no matter where you are from. If you are from Missouri and reading this, it counts double for you... you may not have the same Commissioner, Assessor or Sheriff but please learn more about people running for state level positions and PLEASE share this post.
If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.
Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.
I am bringing you some financial advice that I have followed for the last several years and it has done me a lot of good.