Tuesday Fun Day… Damn… that Doesn’t Sound Right…

The purpose for these (hopefully every Wednesday posts) will be to deliver you the Trivia Questions and possibly movie information from the day before. Join the Chop's Guide Facebook page and let me know what your score was, the answers will be on the bottom of this post.

The Liberation of Fuck It

This has, in general, been the course of my love life. I get excited about the prospect of someone and it falling apart. I have grown accustomed to it... as Bane would say I was born in it, molded by it. I have finally come to a point in my life where I can barely be bothered. Thanks to the interwebs my wanderlust and my general lack of attraction to and for modern westernized women I tend to find girls who interest me either abroad but on the rare occasion I find one within the +1 country code.

A Cuddle with a Month Long Struggle.

I quickly hopped out of bed before being crushed and grabbed a quick shower and walked out to find Gary oddly trying to cuddle up to Chop in what looked like a scene from a cheap porn hub video We may not have actually learned anything to do with bail bonding, but hey, at least it wasn't fun either.

UPDATED!: Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit

As the lonely bastard that I am and have always been, with the occasional exception, I am very experienced in Online Dating sites. I am possibly more experienced than any other four people combined, not because I have any luck at them or anything... I have just been joining them out of boredom since the late 90's. You name it, I am probably a member. Well boredom and the hope that someone will tolerate me. With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane. The main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies. I know this because I think I have a pretty decent profile on most of them and I get about as much attention as a white crayon.