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Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor
Howdy Y'all, It is November, and I have recently been watching a TON of Rube Goldberg machine videos so I thought I would write an article about him on either the day of his birth or the day of his death, whichever came first. Shooting over to Wikipedia quickly showed that the nearest date was … Continue reading Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor
Frank Levingston passes the torch to Richard Overton
Howdy y'all, Today I would like to look back upon the life of Frank Levingston. Who is Frank Levingston you ask? Frank Levingston was the oldest living American and he was also the oldest living WWII veteran. This article is late but though I have been following this man for the last several years, I … Continue reading Frank Levingston passes the torch to Richard Overton
Parenting: What You’re Doing Wrong. If You’re a Shit Parent.
If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
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