Howdy Y'all, I know it has been a terribly long time since I have posted anything on Chop's Guide to the Galaxy but I do have a good excuse, I am a lazy bastard. Most of Chop's Guide has been written during downtime at work, and since being a bondsman, I have worked and … Continue reading Sail Away with Me
That was how this post was going to go. Until her.
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? …And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.
At one point he said he may be able to get me on as a cook for the trips down to the Carribean that they make.It would be a good learning experience, if for anything else than the act of cooking while everything is trying to run away from me.
Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.