No More Nights of Blood and Fire

I am going to do my best never to put my heart in this situation again, time to put up some walls and pay for some hookers. Ladies, I may be emotionally unavailable and have a shattered heart, but some of you weirdos dig that in a man and it should make me more attractive to you, so I am free and available to give beard rides.

Where are you even from?!

Howdy y'all, I have always been interested in my family history, possibly because I knew so little of it beyond my Great-Grandmother who died when I was five. I have dicked off on Ancestry.com several times over the years and had paid for and canceled the service more times that I remember when I would get … Continue reading Where are you even from?!

Cafe Steamers

Howdy y'all, Recently I have heard from a lot of people that I am losing weight, which is awesome, though I haven't really been trying. This notice being taken of me prompted me to try a little. I started using and keeping track of everything via Samsung Health, I try to pay attention to what … Continue reading Cafe Steamers