I GOT PAID! AAAAND it’s gone.

I doubt anyone from Tuscumbia, Missouri reads Chop's Guide but I have a friend who not only works at Dispatch with me, she has also been working at the T-Town Deli. She cooks for us in dispatch all the time and it is always good so imagine what she can to with an actual facility. She brought me an Enchilada the other day and it was pretty fantastic... would be great if I could sweet talking her into delivering me foodstuffs every day I am in Dispatch. Hint, Hint, Crystal.

History Boner: Varanasi, India. Chop’s Future Home?

The other day while I was going off all ad nauseam about Indian girls wearing saris and how it is one of my favorite things in the world, Wanderluster, being the astounding human being he is, offered me a place to stay in Varanasi, India.

Did I mention that I am giving away a FREE book and I live in Botswana?

Something that I did not cash in on much yesterday but I have been making up for today is the fact that I currently have a book on free promotion until 8 Aug and I would absolutely love it if you would download, read and leave a well thought out review on the book. And if you felt particularly froggy, sharing it would be Snazztastic.