When Life Gives you Lemons Make Лимонадь!

So where do I go for my first meal back in Minot?! That's right, Denny's! Fuck you; I wanted breakfast. Please like, comment and share all of Chop's Guide to the Galaxy!

Headed North

There are only like two of you who read these things anyway, and one of them is obligated to, or I might cut her off... that's right, no sweet, sweet loving.

Always Carry a Towel.

Howdy, I'm Chop. I am 35 for another couple months, I am a Texan living in Missouri, USA, and I am spinning up to do more traveling and adventuring and whatnot shortly, so I thought I would get in on this whole newfangled blogging thing. I currently own a gun shop (Patriot Gun & Outfitters) which … Continue reading Always Carry a Towel.