Do What You Want Cause a Pirate is Free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? …And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.

What the Fuck is Wrong with Women Today?! Talk About Some Bad Karma. Chop’s Guide just Gained a New Writer & Old Friend.

Eventually, she ended up liking me for whatever reason and through the abuse from her husband and my white knight syndrome she and her two kids ended up living with me but like most people nowadays, I was not able to treat her like the princess she thought she was and she had to help with the bills and whatnot. I have mentioned this girl before in my SpongeBob article. It was during this time of her living with me that learned about her malicious nature.

White Slavery

I asked her to name one good thing about Killary which would make her perceive that she wasn’t possibly the worst person in history and she said that Killary is persistent. Based on that logic, rapists are just persistent, Hitler was showing off all kinds of persistence. Persistence does not make you good, persistence in the right avenues can make you good, watch Rudy if you want to see quality persistence. The Clintons, in general, have only been persistent about four things since the came on the scene. Killing anyone who gets in their way Lying fucking endlessly Stealing shit (no, really, they were forced to give back a TON of shit they stole from the White house) Seeking power over peasants

Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!

Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.

Jump Around for the New Rape Whistle

The reason I mention this business and it does interest me is because my nephew is one of the first employees at this establishment of bounce and as much as I love him, I think this mention will embarrass him. As the proper uncle that I am, embarrassing my nephew is one of my great joys in life.

Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit

With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane... the main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies.