This is not a self-discovery blog and I am not here to help you find your soul in an overpriced hotel room that smells like industrial bleach and failed expectations.

I am a travel agent who provides blunt reviews on food and media while I figure out the best way to drag you out of the house before you medically merge with your couch. I provide the facts on travel and the occasional rant about the universe because I have seen far too much to start lying to strangers for a commission.

Whether you need a complex 14 day itinerary or just a decent steak I am here to tell you exactly what is worth your time. I write what I think and I book what works because the world is far too strange and wonderful to just experience it through a brochure.

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