I am going to do my best never to put my heart in this situation again, time to put up some walls and pay for some hookers. Ladies, I may be emotionally unavailable and have a shattered heart, but some of you weirdos dig that in a man and it should make me more attractive to you, so I am free and available to give beard rides.
Angelina
Tales From This Mortal Coil – я люблю тебя, סַבתָא
I say impatience is a virtue, I have dealt with enough bad things in my life to know tomorrow is not guaranteed.
Where should we go in Japan?
I was warned to never stray past the 3rd floor of the Manga shops in Akihabara because the porn gets weirder the higher you go. What I heard was, start on the fourth floor and work your way up and after warning Angelina, it seems she heard the same thing as me because she demands we go higher than the third floor. God, I love her. Check back in, like, share and comment, especially if you have been to Tokyo and can give us some useful tips or ideas.
When Life Gives you Lemons Make Лимонадь!
So where do I go for my first meal back in Minot?! That's right, Denny's! Fuck you; I wanted breakfast. Please like, comment and share all of Chop's Guide to the Galaxy!
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
In retaliation... here is Sambob deepthroating a big black donut.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 