Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.

Welcome to election season. Hate is in the air, and I am as guilty as everyone else. I am perpetually disgusted by politicians and, in general, I think we as a people can do much better. Barack Obamao is an embarrassment and a failure at almost everything he does. Well, I am sure that he … Continue reading Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.

All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.

Howdy,My very first Travel GuideI apologize for the amount I have been slacking lately on here... I wouldn't want to let all my reader down.I have been working on several things recently in order to get myself overseas and have honestly slacked a lot on here because I feel like I don't have a lot … Continue reading All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.

White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.

First off... isn't Bankomat such a cooler term than ATM? In Russia, they are all called Bankomats and I really liked it so I have tried to use that term ever since... it hasn't caught on in America yet... which is weird because I am popular as fuck (just ask my mom) and world renown … Continue reading White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.

Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop

Imagine, if you will, a war-torn country. 25 December. Christmas. Mosul, Iraq. 2005. It is a cold day in Northern Iraq but it has been a good day. Everyone is singing and dancing and living it up. Not really, we are in Iraq, you dumbass, it's cold and kind of miserable. Well, it was still … Continue reading Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop

Always Carry a Towel.

Howdy, I'm Chop. I am 35 for another couple months, I am a Texan living in Missouri, USA, and I am spinning up to do more traveling and adventuring and whatnot shortly, so I thought I would get in on this whole newfangled blogging thing. I currently own a gun shop (Patriot Gun & Outfitters) which … Continue reading Always Carry a Towel.