Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!

I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.

Living in the Fridge like a local.

What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.

Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!

Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.

Thailand vs. Philippines: The move. Maybe.

Howdy, One of the MANY things I have to figure out for my hopeful future move towards living my life as a long term traveler is where to start. There are several great, inexpensive places for a novice, location independent, nomad to live so narrowing it down is an ordeal in and of itself. I … Continue reading Thailand vs. Philippines: The move. Maybe.

The Zig-Zag Demand Matrix of hating your life.

Now, I admit... I am something of a whiz when it comes to beating off, but as much as I would like it to, I do not see that earning me much money... even on cam sites.

Baby Steps Piss Me Off

I have tried to become more active on the Single Man's Paradise forum because it is a great group of people who, though exceptionally horny, are all either already living their dreams overseas or spinning up to it like me. Be warned, neither the forum or the site are exactly safe for work but there is a lot of good content on there if you don't also mind conversations about hookers and cream pies.

4 Brothers

The term brother for me refers to those ride and die folk you meet throughout your life, the ones who leave an impression upon you... and though you may not get to spend as much time with them as you would like, you would do everything you can to be there for them in times of need... even if the need is just bullshitting. I have some people I still consider my brother even though they have ditched me (mostly due to my ideals on the world and politics)

Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop

Imagine, if you will, a war-torn country. 25 December. Christmas. Mosul, Iraq. 2005. It is a cold day in Northern Iraq but it has been a good day. Everyone is singing and dancing and living it up. Not really, we are in Iraq, you dumbass, it's cold and kind of miserable. Well, it was still … Continue reading Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop