Have any ideas or advice, hit me up and as always please like and share all of Chop's Guide... maybe the dumb shit I write could help get me overseas.. please help. Both pics are taken on the location I was on. If you would like to add me on Fitbit or MyFitnessPal, please do. Fitbit: Chop Snowbeard chjcmo@gmail.com MyFitnessPal: ChopSnowbeard same email
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Tales From This Mortal Coil – я люблю тебя, סַבתָא
I say impatience is a virtue, I have dealt with enough bad things in my life to know tomorrow is not guaranteed.
When Life Gives you Lemons Make Лимонадь!
So where do I go for my first meal back in Minot?! That's right, Denny's! Fuck you; I wanted breakfast. Please like, comment and share all of Chop's Guide to the Galaxy!
Headed North
There are only like two of you who read these things anyway, and one of them is obligated to, or I might cut her off... that's right, no sweet, sweet loving.
Where I am at in this endeavor.
Howdy y'all, I have had a few reviews in a row so I thought I would post an update on how things are going on the getting the fuck out of Shawshank front. My truck is back and functioning properly after dropping almost $1700 on the front end being pretty much completely replaced. Luckily I … Continue reading Where I am at in this endeavor.
I GOT PAID! AAAAND it’s gone.
I doubt anyone from Tuscumbia, Missouri reads Chop's Guide but I have a friend who not only works at Dispatch with me, she has also been working at the T-Town Deli. She cooks for us in dispatch all the time and it is always good so imagine what she can to with an actual facility. She brought me an Enchilada the other day and it was pretty fantastic... would be great if I could sweet talking her into delivering me foodstuffs every day I am in Dispatch. Hint, Hint, Crystal.
Parenting: What You’re Doing Wrong. If You’re a Shit Parent.
If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
Living in the Fridge like a local.
What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.
IT’S ALIVE!
I guess it is the fact that though I am not yet able to walk amongst the people in these countries, at least my dumb words are reaching someone and hopefully not turning them off of cuddling with me one day.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 