I feel absolutely useless today. Things out of my control set me back more often than pushing me towards getting the fuck out of here. I just want to leave. I can't even focus on the Chop's Guide or anything else really. Today was a bad day. Maybe this weekend will look up. Pictures, … Continue reading …
Author: Chop
Elderly Man in Front of a Dam in a Small Town
I am going to be making my Chicken Corn Chili for work at dispatch on Wednesday. It takes a while to cook in a slow cooker but the first time I made I had to give the recipe to like 10 people. It is one of the simplest things in the world to make, and I will tell you how.
The Polls are in! We are all Screwed!
I really hope you share every Chop's Guide you read on your social media because it helps me reach all the corners of the world but this one could be the most important post I have ever written (so far) and I ask you to please share it, no matter where you are from. If you are from Missouri and reading this, it counts double for you... you may not have the same Commissioner, Assessor or Sheriff but please learn more about people running for state level positions and PLEASE share this post.
Where I am at in this endeavor.
Howdy y'all, I have had a few reviews in a row so I thought I would post an update on how things are going on the getting the fuck out of Shawshank front. My truck is back and functioning properly after dropping almost $1700 on the front end being pretty much completely replaced. Luckily I … Continue reading Where I am at in this endeavor.
Wise Guys Sandwich Pub, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Review.
I have been interested in going to Wise Guys Sandwich pub for a long time, much like any restaurant I have not been to yet. But it was deeper, there was more longing for Wise Guys. Because Wise Guys may have a Cuban Sandwich on their menu. It is very rare that I find a Cuban anywhere, the last time being a truck stop somewhere in Ohio. And their Cuban was shit... they put onions and peppers on the motherfucker. Bastards.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Review
This was one of my absolute coolest movie experiences, you see, I was the only person in this theater. It made me feel like I was a real movie critic with the house all to myself... if this place had room service, I would have been in heaven. We seriously need a Studio Movie Grill at the lake, I wish I could open one.
Magnificent 7 Review
Howdy y'all, I had a day off work a few days ago and decided to make it a day of new things. In doing so, I went to two new movies and a new restaurant. I went to see both The Magnificent Seven and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, I also went to Wise … Continue reading Magnificent 7 Review
A Post to Help the Men of the World. Read This and Live by it.
This entire article is dedicated to my nephew who I have had to have these conversations with. In essence this article is talking to him without having to have another conversation.
Andy’s Hickory Pit & BBQ, Eldon, MO
I get to work and pull everything out of the bag and I am pleasantly surprised that this is more than I am going to be able to eat, the sandwich is big and the chili cheese fries are in a huge plastic container which is full.
Mac is Back!
I was born in 1980 so I love most things from the 80's, mainly movies and TV shows. Imagine my excitement and fear when I see a commercial for the remake of one of my all time favorite shows MacGyver. The commercial looks good and I look forward to taking a test drive on this televisual feast. For those of you who don't know MacGyver of old... slap yourself. MacGyver was an agent of the Phoenix Foundation, I am not exactly sure what their purpose was but he got to go all over the world getting into trouble and had to use his mind and minimal equipment to get himself out of said trouble.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 