Howdy y'all, I have had a few reviews in a row so I thought I would post an update on how things are going on the getting the fuck out of Shawshank front. My truck is back and functioning properly after dropping almost $1700 on the front end being pretty much completely replaced. Luckily I … Continue reading Where I am at in this endeavor.
2016
Wise Guys Sandwich Pub, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Review.
I have been interested in going to Wise Guys Sandwich pub for a long time, much like any restaurant I have not been to yet. But it was deeper, there was more longing for Wise Guys. Because Wise Guys may have a Cuban Sandwich on their menu. It is very rare that I find a Cuban anywhere, the last time being a truck stop somewhere in Ohio. And their Cuban was shit... they put onions and peppers on the motherfucker. Bastards.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Review
This was one of my absolute coolest movie experiences, you see, I was the only person in this theater. It made me feel like I was a real movie critic with the house all to myself... if this place had room service, I would have been in heaven. We seriously need a Studio Movie Grill at the lake, I wish I could open one.
Magnificent 7 Review
Howdy y'all, I had a day off work a few days ago and decided to make it a day of new things. In doing so, I went to two new movies and a new restaurant. I went to see both The Magnificent Seven and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, I also went to Wise … Continue reading Magnificent 7 Review
Mac is Back!
I was born in 1980 so I love most things from the 80's, mainly movies and TV shows. Imagine my excitement and fear when I see a commercial for the remake of one of my all time favorite shows MacGyver. The commercial looks good and I look forward to taking a test drive on this televisual feast. For those of you who don't know MacGyver of old... slap yourself. MacGyver was an agent of the Phoenix Foundation, I am not exactly sure what their purpose was but he got to go all over the world getting into trouble and had to use his mind and minimal equipment to get himself out of said trouble.
Update and Stewart’s Review
Yoga pants, tight black low-cut shirt, tattoos, dark grey jacket, bleach blonde hair, beanie, big glasses... ... fuck, she was a hipster. But good God was she hot.
Murder in the First.
I love E-Dub, he will always be a friend but if this wasn't a case of self-defense, they need to bury him under the jail. Things like this always make me wonder that if I had been around, could this have not happened. There were some kids I grew up across the street from in Mansfield, TX named Brooks. They all turned out to be shit-bums as far as I know and I always wondered if I had stuck around, would it have turned out that way.
Anything is Possible, But Nothing is Real
After seeing the telethon from the inside, it's apparent that those companies are in it for the exposure and money, not for those impacted by the trillions of gallons of water dumped on South Louisiana in a matter of hours, or the hurricane-ravaged region of the East Coast, or the burned remains of parts of California. Ratings and advertising revenue for the networks and incoming capital for the largest relief organization on the planet who may or may not spend the money where it needs to be spent. Based on the last time they “helped”, I lean towards may not.
Lay’s New Chip Flavors Review
You can taste all of the amazing Indian spices in it and it makes me want to hop on a plane for India and try all of the amazing food there, hitch up with a nice Indian girl who wears saris often and live a happy life. Actually, most things make me want to search out a nice Indian girl... Don’t judge me.
Do you Also Say Froderick?!
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor] Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 