Now before I go any further in this, for those of you reading who are not from Poplar Bluff, we have an almost comical amount of Mexican restaurants... So here is my plea. Please, one of you, start a traditional/bizarre food movement.
If you have ever watched the movie, Shooter, starring Mark Wahlberg and the person I wish to be the mother of my ugly children, Kate Mara, then you already know the plotline.
You know the ones... here is something only mildly entertaining and rather than put all the information on one or maybe even two pages... we will make you load a new page for every single fact we give you just to make it as annoying as fucking possible. We talked about how great it would be to have a site that put everything on one page for people so they wouldn't have to get pissed off by like page 3 and quit... or just hate click through the whole thing if they are really interested in the topic. Well, you are in for a treat! We have decided to randomly do this public service just for you! FOR FREE!
Stop laughing, dick.
The tour was one of the coolest things I had done for quite a while. I learned a ton of cool stuff about the dam. The locations will be pretty easy to do and hit several times a night and for the most part, this seems like it will be a fairly cool job. It isn't sitting on a beach with my laptop, yet but still pretty snazzy.
Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.
So, in order to keep up with the momentum I have gotten going with Chop's Guide, I need access more than most anything at the moment... well, either access or a plane ticket and some cash to float me till I can acquire some funds overseas. I would go be a freeloader at Starbucks but I would spend all day wanting to burn it down, seriously buy from local coffee shops, it means more.
I would LOVE to go to Romania, it is fairly inexpensive ( though more expensive than Bulgaria) and it has superb internet access to be able to do work. AND TRANSYLVANIA BITCHES! And the girls are hot. Giggity.
Something that I did not cash in on much yesterday but I have been making up for today is the fact that I currently have a book on free promotion until 8 Aug and I would absolutely love it if you would download, read and leave a well thought out review on the book. And if you felt particularly froggy, sharing it would be Snazztastic.
Now, I admit... I am something of a whiz when it comes to beating off, but as much as I would like it to, I do not see that earning me much money... even on cam sites.