Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

12 May 201710 May 2017 ~ Chop ~ Leave a comment

In retaliation... here is Sambob deepthroating a big black donut.

50 Movie Questions: Chop, KilljoySam and TinMan

21 September 201616 September 2016 ~ Chop ~ 3 Comments

I just don't get it. How's a man get so wrong? Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering — Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!

26 August 201625 August 2016 ~ Chop ~ Leave a comment

I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.

Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die

19 August 201617 August 2016 ~ Chop ~ 4 Comments

One of my co-workers, Crystal, came in at 0400 today and started playing Nickelback, I almost had a stroke with how much I was not having any of that. Crystal also hates people with brown eyes... just throwing that out there. Like deep hatred. In her loins and whatnot.