wallpaper (1)Howdy all,

I have training and a meet and greet for the new job Thursday and Friday.

Soon I will be making the fat cash, working every single day, WOOHOO!.

I may not be able to post every day on here due to the new job but we will see what I can knock out.

From what it sounds like, the new job will have me mobile most of the time.

I have asked Oris the Terrible to come up with a banner for the front page of Chop’s Guide. It did not bother me so much when Chop’s Guide was black but it really looks like it is missing something since I changed the color scheme.

I learned about a sort of blogging website called medium from Dante over at Nomad Philippines while on the SMPForum.

Dante posted an article that I wish I could find on WordPress so I could reblog it but please feel free to read it here.

It is about the difference in dating a westernized woman vs. a woman who is not westernized.

It is not always true but for the most part if feels like the rule rather than the exception anymore.

#wastehistime2016

He heard that posting on there on occasion can help build your traffic on your own site, so I posted my Dating Site Life Tips on there to see how it does…. so far, it is quite underwhelming but there is a LOT of content on there and I like how you can choose the content you see when you sign up so hopefully it will pan out.

One of my co-workers, Crystal, came in at 0400 today and started playing Nickelback, I almost had a stroke with how much I was not having any of that.

Crystal also hates people with brown eyes… just throwing that out there.

Like deep hatred.

In her loins and whatnot.

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I felt the need to send her a poem that I found back in 2008 that I had posted on Roosterteeth.

Roosterteeth is the name of the company that produces Red vs. Blue Machinima series among many others.

They are an awesome group and I used to spend a lot of time following their work.

I may post some of the things from my blog on there because I was writing there when I was traveling more but until then… here is the poem.

Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die

Chad Kroeger, I hate you and you have horrible hair.
If you do get the ladies, it’s because you’re a millionaire.
Your music sucks, and your lyrics are shit.
Suicide is definitely something you should commit.
If making musical garbage was considered a crime.
Your ass would be serving infinite time.
If I hear Photograph? again, I will shoot myself in the face.
The fact that you are Canadian is a gigantic disgrace.
You belong in a sentence with Finger Eleven and Creed,
The topic, of course,  a list of bands we don’t need?.
You know less than 10 chords and lack writing skill.
If I can find a way to make you stop, believe me, I will.
Every time I hear you, I just try to relax
But, seriously if I had your address, I’d send you Anthrax.
I hope Nickelback is happy with their current position:
They are corrupting the vitamins of our musical nutrition. 

 

 

 

 

Responses to “Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die”

  1. crystal

    Lmao!! I am not a person who hates…what I said was something to the effect that I don’t find brown eyed actors/actresses actrettractive. Bc you can not see the different hues of their eyes. I feel like actrettractiveness starts with someone’s eyes. Everyone is beautiful in their own way, i happen to like eyes however, tv/movies do not show a person with brown eyes off well enough for me. I didn’t say I hate brown eyed people.

    1. you are nein a person who hates?

      1. crystal

        NEIN, NEIN!

  2. […] Maybe soon I will feel like jogging again, this time with meditation music instead of Saliva and Nickelback. […]

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