Howdy Y'all, I know it has been a terribly long time since I have posted anything on Chop's Guide to the Galaxy but I do have a good excuse, I am a lazy bastard. Most of Chop's Guide has been written during downtime at work, and since being a bondsman, I have worked and … Continue reading Sail Away with Me
Missouri
Tuesday Fun Day… Damn… that Doesn’t Sound Right…
The purpose for these (hopefully every Wednesday posts) will be to deliver you the Trivia Questions and possibly movie information from the day before. Join the Chop's Guide Facebook page and let me know what your score was, the answers will be on the bottom of this post.
A Cuddle with a Month Long Struggle.
I quickly hopped out of bed before being crushed and grabbed a quick shower and walked out to find Gary oddly trying to cuddle up to Chop in what looked like a scene from a cheap porn hub video We may not have actually learned anything to do with bail bonding, but hey, at least it wasn't fun either.
Perfect… They are all… perfect…
I love and miss you, Mom. I am sorry I did not tell you more often.
The Polls are in! We are all Screwed!
I really hope you share every Chop's Guide you read on your social media because it helps me reach all the corners of the world but this one could be the most important post I have ever written (so far) and I ask you to please share it, no matter where you are from. If you are from Missouri and reading this, it counts double for you... you may not have the same Commissioner, Assessor or Sheriff but please learn more about people running for state level positions and PLEASE share this post.
Wise Guys Sandwich Pub, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Review.
I have been interested in going to Wise Guys Sandwich pub for a long time, much like any restaurant I have not been to yet. But it was deeper, there was more longing for Wise Guys. Because Wise Guys may have a Cuban Sandwich on their menu. It is very rare that I find a Cuban anywhere, the last time being a truck stop somewhere in Ohio. And their Cuban was shit... they put onions and peppers on the motherfucker. Bastards.
Andy’s Hickory Pit & BBQ, Eldon, MO
I get to work and pull everything out of the bag and I am pleasantly surprised that this is more than I am going to be able to eat, the sandwich is big and the chili cheese fries are in a huge plastic container which is full.
Update and Stewart’s Review
Yoga pants, tight black low-cut shirt, tattoos, dark grey jacket, bleach blonde hair, beanie, big glasses... ... fuck, she was a hipster. But good God was she hot.
Do What You Want Cause a Pirate is Free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? …And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.
Murder in the First.
I love E-Dub, he will always be a friend but if this wasn't a case of self-defense, they need to bury him under the jail. Things like this always make me wonder that if I had been around, could this have not happened. There were some kids I grew up across the street from in Mansfield, TX named Brooks. They all turned out to be shit-bums as far as I know and I always wondered if I had stuck around, would it have turned out that way.
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