I Loathe Being a Picky Bastard

We add some salsa to our tacos and each took a bite of our tongue taco and HOLY FUCK ARE THEY BLAND! I believe to this day that Michoacan means cooking without any spice or seasonings. Even with salsa on these things they were bland. The veal Brain was not only bland but it left a kind of gross aftertaste. Mr. Zimmern had let me down.

Lay’s New Chip Flavors Review

You can taste all of the amazing Indian spices in it and it makes me want to hop on a plane for India and try all of the amazing food there, hitch up with a nice Indian girl who wears saris often and live a happy life. Actually, most things make me want to search out a nice Indian girl... Don’t judge me.

My very first guest post! Saint Petersburg, Russia – Location Review — Single Man’s Paradise

St. Petersburg is the second largest city in Russia and home to women who absolutely blow my mind. I have never been to a place where the women, just going to the corner store, dress like they are going out on Saturday night. And the way these girls look dressed up… you will feel a pain in your stomach from falling in love several times a minute.

Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!

Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.

Holy Crap this Weekend was Busy! But did the Blowie happen?

So, in order to keep up with the momentum I have gotten going with Chop's Guide, I need access more than most anything at the moment... well, either access or a plane ticket and some cash to float me till I can acquire some funds overseas. I would go be a freeloader at Starbucks but I would spend all day wanting to burn it down, seriously buy from local coffee shops, it means more.