I know. I know. You see a title like that and instantly your mind starts thinking that I’m being childish and that I have no possible idea what I’m talking about. “Childhood wasn’t destroyed by the children of the 80’s and 90’s” or maybe “Children have it so easy now”. If you’re of that mindset, … Continue reading The Destruction of Childhood was Caused by the Last Fun Generation
2016
My very first guest post! Saint Petersburg, Russia – Location Review — Single Man’s Paradise
St. Petersburg is the second largest city in Russia and home to women who absolutely blow my mind. I have never been to a place where the women, just going to the corner store, dress like they are going out on Saturday night. And the way these girls look dressed up… you will feel a pain in your stomach from falling in love several times a minute.
IT’S ALIVE!
I guess it is the fact that though I am not yet able to walk amongst the people in these countries, at least my dumb words are reaching someone and hopefully not turning them off of cuddling with me one day.
Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!
Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.
Jump Around for the New Rape Whistle
The reason I mention this business and it does interest me is because my nephew is one of the first employees at this establishment of bounce and as much as I love him, I think this mention will embarrass him. As the proper uncle that I am, embarrassing my nephew is one of my great joys in life.
I Voted! And Feel Violated… My Apology to Fred Ryman
So, if I wanted to vote on 90% of the shit going on in my district for the primary, I had no choice but to pick the Republican Ballot, also, I have some friends running for offices on the Republican ticket so I would have had to choose it if I wanted to support them.
I am a lazy bastard and need to grind on leaving this bitch.
What are your answers to these questions? What do you want for your life?
Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.
Welcome to election season. Hate is in the air, and I am as guilty as everyone else. I am perpetually disgusted by politicians and, in general, I think we as a people can do much better. Barack Obamao is an embarrassment and a failure at almost everything he does. Well, I am sure that he … Continue reading Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 