T-minus 4 days. Four days until I wave a tearful goodbye to Taco Bell for a while. Wendy's Baconator. McDonald's McMuffins. Hell, I am choking up a little as I type this out. Well, the choking might be Swiss Cake Roll induced, as four of those little brown devils is what I had for breakfast. … Continue reading 37 Days to an Asylum – Which Might be Zen
C.E. Manning
37 Days to Zen, 2 Days Until I Slit my Throat – Day 3
My mood swings are the same, as they should be since my diet hasn't changed, going from happy while eating to borderline suicidal hours after consumption. And if you think I am joking about the depression, you haven't spent the last few years with me. It's real, and I am now beginning to believe it's mostly food related.
37 Days to Either a Heartattack or Zen – Day 2
So, with day 2 in the books, I felt good for a total of an hour and a half, the total time it took me to consume my meals. The rest of the day I remained as sluggish as always, irritable, and an uneasy feeling now growing in the pit of my stomach.
37 Days to Zen – Day 1
T-minus 7 days until my body begins to go into complete and total shock. I have grown tired of feeling tired, aching, stressed, and feeling completely useless in the universe. Day one consisted of the regular day to day operations of being a complete failure on a planetary scale.
37 Days to Zen – Introduction
Over the past eight years, I have been on again off again with so many things that should have been "life changing." Diets (I lost 100 pounds on one over a nine-month period), yet can't seem to stay on one for any serious amount of time. Meditation (I have tried countless videos from awakening my … Continue reading 37 Days to Zen – Introduction
Chop’s Guide Public Service Series: 11 Facts about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!
You know the ones... here is something only mildly entertaining and rather than put all the information on one or maybe even two pages... we will make you load a new page for every single fact we give you just to make it as annoying as fucking possible. We talked about how great it would be to have a site that put everything on one page for people so they wouldn't have to get pissed off by like page 3 and quit... or just hate click through the whole thing if they are really interested in the topic. Well, you are in for a treat! We have decided to randomly do this public service just for you! FOR FREE!
The Pungeant Aroma of Failure.
No animals were harmed during this experiment, except for the cat I kicked after opening that Monster cap on day six. He is fine now, and it was an accident. Oh, and that thing that was moving in the Rockstar, that got thrown out in the ditch behind the house.
Nothing Says “I’m Lovin it” Like a Little Hate with your Coffee
I just finished my sausage McMuffin and was thumbing through a few saved articles from yesterday to catch up on reading. The weather outside was frightful, as winds had picked up to the point that the power lines were dancing three or four feet at a time. The trees were all but snapping, as limbs … Continue reading Nothing Says “I’m Lovin it” Like a Little Hate with your Coffee
I Can Math
I don't consider myself as a very smart person. More times than not I never feel like the smartest person in the room. I'm not dumb by any means, but being super smart is something I don't really consider. Until yesterday. I walked into a local Valero gas station needing my daily dose of sugar-free … Continue reading I Can Math
Denny’s Pancake Perfection
I am usually a waffle man. Waffles, a gallon of syrup, and a few pieces of sausage and I am in food heaven. A trip to Denny's is more for the lunch menu and a Grand Slamwich with seasoned fries kind of order. The other day, I decided to try my luck with some pancakes, … Continue reading Denny’s Pancake Perfection
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 