Wise Guys Sandwich Pub, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Review.

I have been interested in going to Wise Guys Sandwich pub for a long time, much like any restaurant I have not been to yet. But it was deeper, there was more longing for Wise Guys. Because Wise Guys may have a Cuban Sandwich on their menu. It is very rare that I find a Cuban anywhere, the last time being a truck stop somewhere in Ohio. And their Cuban was shit... they put onions and peppers on the motherfucker. Bastards.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Review

This was one of my absolute coolest movie experiences, you see, I was the only person in this theater. It made me feel like I was a real movie critic with the house all to myself... if this place had room service, I would have been in heaven. We seriously need a Studio Movie Grill at the lake, I wish I could open one.

Magnificent 7 Review

Howdy y'all, I had a day off work a few days ago and decided to make it a day of new things. In doing so, I went to two new movies and a new restaurant. I went to see both The Magnificent Seven and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, I also went to Wise … Continue reading Magnificent 7 Review

Update and Stewart’s Review

Yoga pants, tight black low-cut shirt, tattoos, dark grey jacket, bleach blonde hair, beanie, big glasses... ... fuck, she was a hipster. But good God was she hot.

The Damn Dam Tour

The tour was one of the coolest things I had done for quite a while. I learned a ton of cool stuff about the dam. The locations will be pretty easy to do and hit several times a night and for the most part, this seems like it will be a fairly cool job. It isn't sitting on a beach with my laptop, yet but still pretty snazzy.

My very first guest post! Saint Petersburg, Russia – Location Review — Single Man’s Paradise

St. Petersburg is the second largest city in Russia and home to women who absolutely blow my mind. I have never been to a place where the women, just going to the corner store, dress like they are going out on Saturday night. And the way these girls look dressed up… you will feel a pain in your stomach from falling in love several times a minute.

We were Electrocute

I wish I would have been videoing or at least got some pictures to show the arcing but it takes a lot of concentration to look this good... and a ton of foundation.

Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die

One of my co-workers, Crystal, came in at 0400 today and started playing Nickelback, I almost had a stroke with how much I was not having any of that. Crystal also hates people with brown eyes... just throwing that out there. Like deep hatred. In her loins and whatnot.

Living in the Fridge like a local.

What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.

Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!

Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.