A Cuddle with a Month Long Struggle.

I quickly hopped out of bed before being crushed and grabbed a quick shower and walked out to find Gary oddly trying to cuddle up to Chop in what looked like a scene from a cheap porn hub video We may not have actually learned anything to do with bail bonding, but hey, at least it wasn't fun either.

Denny’s Pancake Perfection

I am usually a waffle man. Waffles, a gallon of syrup, and a few pieces of sausage and I am in food heaven. A trip to Denny's is more for the lunch menu and a Grand Slamwich with seasoned fries kind of order. The other day, I decided to try my luck with some pancakes, … Continue reading Denny’s Pancake Perfection

Mental_Floss Final Issue in Print

Since this is about the magazine, here are facts from this, the Final Issue. Did you know that since there wasn't a lot of edible fish to be found in Quebec, Canada, the Catholic Church classified beavers as fish so the Canadians would have something to eat during Lent?

Where are you even from?!

Howdy y'all, I have always been interested in my family history, possibly because I knew so little of it beyond my Great-Grandmother who died when I was five. I have dicked off on Ancestry.com several times over the years and had paid for and canceled the service more times that I remember when I would get … Continue reading Where are you even from?!

Cafe Steamers

Howdy y'all, Recently I have heard from a lot of people that I am losing weight, which is awesome, though I haven't really been trying. This notice being taken of me prompted me to try a little. I started using and keeping track of everything via Samsung Health, I try to pay attention to what … Continue reading Cafe Steamers

Wise Guys Sandwich Pub, Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri Review.

I have been interested in going to Wise Guys Sandwich pub for a long time, much like any restaurant I have not been to yet. But it was deeper, there was more longing for Wise Guys. Because Wise Guys may have a Cuban Sandwich on their menu. It is very rare that I find a Cuban anywhere, the last time being a truck stop somewhere in Ohio. And their Cuban was shit... they put onions and peppers on the motherfucker. Bastards.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Review

This was one of my absolute coolest movie experiences, you see, I was the only person in this theater. It made me feel like I was a real movie critic with the house all to myself... if this place had room service, I would have been in heaven. We seriously need a Studio Movie Grill at the lake, I wish I could open one.