Do What You Want Cause a Pirate is Free, YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? …And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded.

Barry Bagerneth – The Beginning (The Letter Heard Round the World)

“From: OUMAR Subject: HAVE A GREAT DAY To: bbagerneth@yahoo.com Date: Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 1:37 PM Good Day,I received encouraging information about you and how trust worthy you are. I am delighted with such useful information. I am the manager of Auditing and Accounting department of African Development Bank Group (A..D..B) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso… I Hoped that you … Continue reading Barry Bagerneth – The Beginning (The Letter Heard Round the World)

Fuck You, I’m Drunk

I would have spent the whole time there with her she was fun and funny and cuddled with me after but talked myself into feeling guilty and that I was an asshole for both requiring her services and worried about some non-existent girl in my life would think.

Point Break 2015 Review

Thrill-seeking criminals perform a series of daredevil stunts to steal money and gems, only to give it away to the poor and less fortunate. Training for a job with the FBI, young recruit Johnny Utah suspects that only extreme athletes could pull off these heists. Utilizing his own special skills, Utah infiltrates the gang of thieves after befriending their charismatic leader, Bodhi. As Johnny experiences the rush of their lifestyle, his superiors fear that his loyalties are being tested.

Anything is Possible, But Nothing is Real

After seeing the telethon from the inside, it's apparent that those companies are in it for the exposure and money, not for those impacted by the trillions of gallons of water dumped on South Louisiana in a matter of hours, or the hurricane-ravaged region of the East Coast, or the burned remains of parts of California. Ratings and advertising revenue for the networks and incoming capital for the largest relief organization on the planet who may or may not spend the money where it needs to be spent. Based on the last time they “helped”, I lean towards may not.

What the Fuck is Wrong with Women Today?! Talk About Some Bad Karma. Chop’s Guide just Gained a New Writer & Old Friend.

Eventually, she ended up liking me for whatever reason and through the abuse from her husband and my white knight syndrome she and her two kids ended up living with me but like most people nowadays, I was not able to treat her like the princess she thought she was and she had to help with the bills and whatnot. I have mentioned this girl before in my SpongeBob article. It was during this time of her living with me that learned about her malicious nature.

Vietnam Now Offering One Year Multi Entry Tourist Visa For Americans — Single Man’s Paradise

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I Loathe Being a Picky Bastard

We add some salsa to our tacos and each took a bite of our tongue taco and HOLY FUCK ARE THEY BLAND! I believe to this day that Michoacan means cooking without any spice or seasonings. Even with salsa on these things they were bland. The veal Brain was not only bland but it left a kind of gross aftertaste. Mr. Zimmern had let me down.

Louisiana Officials Demand That Self-Reliant Locals Stop Surviving the Flood Without Permission — SHTF Plan – When It Hits The Fan, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You

Stuff like this drives me absolutely insane. We may be a decent country again if not for our stupid, overreaching government. This article was originally published by Daisy Luther at DaisyLuther.com (The “Cajun Navy” assisted those in need during flood, but then the government stepped in) Around the world, governments have recently been issuing an … Continue reading Louisiana Officials Demand That Self-Reliant Locals Stop Surviving the Flood Without Permission — SHTF Plan – When It Hits The Fan, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You

Lay’s New Chip Flavors Review

You can taste all of the amazing Indian spices in it and it makes me want to hop on a plane for India and try all of the amazing food there, hitch up with a nice Indian girl who wears saris often and live a happy life. Actually, most things make me want to search out a nice Indian girl... Don’t judge me.