If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
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Living in the Fridge like a local.
What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.
Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!
Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 