I guess it is the fact that though I am not yet able to walk amongst the people in these countries, at least my dumb words are reaching someone and hopefully not turning them off of cuddling with me one day.
Missouri
Holy Crap this Weekend was Busy! But did the Blowie happen?
So, in order to keep up with the momentum I have gotten going with Chop's Guide, I need access more than most anything at the moment... well, either access or a plane ticket and some cash to float me till I can acquire some funds overseas. I would go be a freeloader at Starbucks but I would spend all day wanting to burn it down, seriously buy from local coffee shops, it means more.
Jump Around for the New Rape Whistle
The reason I mention this business and it does interest me is because my nephew is one of the first employees at this establishment of bounce and as much as I love him, I think this mention will embarrass him. As the proper uncle that I am, embarrassing my nephew is one of my great joys in life.
Shave and a Hair Cut. New Job
I would LOVE to go to Romania, it is fairly inexpensive ( though more expensive than Bulgaria) and it has superb internet access to be able to do work. AND TRANSYLVANIA BITCHES! And the girls are hot. Giggity.
Look at me being all useful, teaching you things! Chop’s Guide to Paying your Bills.
I am bringing you some financial advice that I have followed for the last several years and it has done me a lot of good.
I Voted! And Feel Violated… My Apology to Fred Ryman
So, if I wanted to vote on 90% of the shit going on in my district for the primary, I had no choice but to pick the Republican Ballot, also, I have some friends running for offices on the Republican ticket so I would have had to choose it if I wanted to support them.
Baby Steps Piss Me Off
I have tried to become more active on the Single Man's Paradise forum because it is a great group of people who, though exceptionally horny, are all either already living their dreams overseas or spinning up to it like me. Be warned, neither the forum or the site are exactly safe for work but there is a lot of good content on there if you don't also mind conversations about hookers and cream pies.
4 Brothers
The term brother for me refers to those ride and die folk you meet throughout your life, the ones who leave an impression upon you... and though you may not get to spend as much time with them as you would like, you would do everything you can to be there for them in times of need... even if the need is just bullshitting. I have some people I still consider my brother even though they have ditched me (mostly due to my ideals on the world and politics)
Always Carry a Towel.
Howdy, I'm Chop. I am 35 for another couple months, I am a Texan living in Missouri, USA, and I am spinning up to do more traveling and adventuring and whatnot shortly, so I thought I would get in on this whole newfangled blogging thing. I currently own a gun shop (Patriot Gun & Outfitters) which … Continue reading Always Carry a Towel.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 