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2017
Tuskegee Airman
As the days rolled on, he continued to talk about him. No other subject brought about such a positive change in his demeanor, his aura, than his father the Tuskegee Airman.
Apparently, I am a Girl with Anxiety.
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I am not built for this much attention
99.9% of my life, I get as much attention as a third party presidential candidate... then within the course of a week, I am Don Juan de la Nooch. Blows my mind. As always, Like, Share, Comment, Give me advice... whatever.
Choppy, Come Back.
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Give Me Your Booty!
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
The Liberation of Fuck It
This has, in general, been the course of my love life. I get excited about the prospect of someone and it falling apart. I have grown accustomed to it... as Bane would say I was born in it, molded by it. I have finally come to a point in my life where I can barely be bothered. Thanks to the interwebs my wanderlust and my general lack of attraction to and for modern westernized women I tend to find girls who interest me either abroad but on the rare occasion I find one within the +1 country code.
Here we go again…
Finally, some of these girls are hotter than the sun, meanwhile I look something like what they turned Chet into in the movie Weird Science. This will, I assume, make my list even shorter.
A Cuddle with a Month Long Struggle.
I quickly hopped out of bed before being crushed and grabbed a quick shower and walked out to find Gary oddly trying to cuddle up to Chop in what looked like a scene from a cheap porn hub video We may not have actually learned anything to do with bail bonding, but hey, at least it wasn't fun either.
UPDATED!: Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit
As the lonely bastard that I am and have always been, with the occasional exception, I am very experienced in Online Dating sites. I am possibly more experienced than any other four people combined, not because I have any luck at them or anything... I have just been joining them out of boredom since the late 90's. You name it, I am probably a member. Well boredom and the hope that someone will tolerate me. With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane. The main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies. I know this because I think I have a pretty decent profile on most of them and I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
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