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The First 100

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From KilljoySam, C.E. and myself, thank you for reading.

The Big Gap

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Stop laughing, dick.

Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor

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Howdy Y'all, It is November, and I have recently been watching a TON of Rube Goldberg machine videos so I thought I would write an article about him on either the day of his birth or the day of his death, whichever came first. Shooting over to Wikipedia quickly showed that the nearest date was … Continue reading Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor

Mental_Floss Final Issue in Print

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Since this is about the magazine, here are facts from this, the Final Issue. Did you know that since there wasn't a lot of edible fish to be found in Quebec, Canada, the Catholic Church classified beavers as fish so the Canadians would have something to eat during Lent?

Realistic Sex Robots and How They Impact You!

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    Howdy y'all, So I was scrolling along on Facebook and came across an article about talking sex robots that are coming up for sale next year. I am not sure why this showed up on my wall, I assume it is either based on some of the weird shit that I like or … Continue reading Realistic Sex Robots and How They Impact You!

Dream a Little Dream

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I do not know why exactly I am having these dreams or why I am telling you about them but I hope none of you ever have to. They are just this side of soul-crushing. Do I have any dime store psychologists in the audience? What do you think? Can you help me have more getting touched dreams and less my world just fell apart ones?

Your Baby was Lonely, as Lonely as could be! Til Jody Provided the Company!

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Veteran's Day is not to be mistaken for Memorial Day, Veteran's day is for everyone in the military and Memorial Day is for those that have left us. Veteran's Day used to be called Armistice Day because it brought about by Germany surrendering on this day in 1918. That is World War I for those not great with dates. Germany surrendered on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918.

What Happens Next?

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He is not great but he is what we have and he is better than the alternative. DO NOT stop fighting, DO NOT become complacent.

Where are you even from?!

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Howdy y'all, I have always been interested in my family history, possibly because I knew so little of it beyond my Great-Grandmother who died when I was five. I have dicked off on Ancestry.com several times over the years and had paid for and canceled the service more times that I remember when I would get … Continue reading Where are you even from?!

Cafe Steamers

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Howdy y'all, Recently I have heard from a lot of people that I am losing weight, which is awesome, though I haven't really been trying. This notice being taken of me prompted me to try a little. I started using and keeping track of everything via Samsung Health, I try to pay attention to what … Continue reading Cafe Steamers