Stuff like this drives me absolutely insane. We may be a decent country again if not for our stupid, overreaching government. This article was originally published by Daisy Luther at DaisyLuther.com (The “Cajun Navy” assisted those in need during flood, but then the government stepped in) Around the world, governments have recently been issuing an … Continue reading Louisiana Officials Demand That Self-Reliant Locals Stop Surviving the Flood Without Permission — SHTF Plan – When It Hits The Fan, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
Author: Chop
Lay’s New Chip Flavors Review
You can taste all of the amazing Indian spices in it and it makes me want to hop on a plane for India and try all of the amazing food there, hitch up with a nice Indian girl who wears saris often and live a happy life. Actually, most things make me want to search out a nice Indian girl... Don’t judge me.
I. Am. Not. Alone.
Howdy, y'all I just wanted to write to let you know that I have taken on another writer for Chop's Guide to the Galaxy! All of my fan will have seen me talk about him on occasion. My brother, Sambob. His first article is posting 4 August so I hope you enjoy it. I am trying … Continue reading I. Am. Not. Alone.
Why don’t you like (insert westernized country here) women?
I understand, I am not pretty and am nice enough to just keep on a back burner, I have dealt with that my whole life. It is the modus operandi of your modern westernized woman. Now, let me admit, I am not the best person at communicating, ask my entire family about when I was in Iraq and they would never hear from me unless they called. I am sure I have accidentally made people feel the same way throughout my life and I am sorry, but it wasn't intentional. As much as I am dicking around on my phone nowadays, I really don't talk on it much.
Do you Also Say Froderick?!
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein... Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen." Igor: You're putting me on. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen." Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick." Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen." Igor: I see. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor] Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
BEERCON FEST!
I can live without the beer and the bourbon but the bacon part of bacon fest sounds mighty snazztastic. You have to be 21 to get in the doors so the child punting competition will not have to take place, this is both a blessing and a letdown.
Parenting: What You’re Doing Wrong. If You’re a Shit Parent.
If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
SpongeBob SquarePants turns your children into malcontents!
One of the things I actually lucked into as a kid was that I grew up most of my life with 3 channels. ABC, PBS and CBS (I think) and only ABC and PBS came in clearly so I watched a TON of edutainment and due to that I grew up with a wonder about the world. I also spent a lot of time watching British Comedies with my mom which I blame for making my heartache for places I have never been the whole world over. wild-kingdomIf it wasn't Sesame Street it was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or Nova, Bill Nye The Science Guy (although he has turned out to be half a moron lately, suggesting that people who don't agree with him on global warming, oops, global cooling, oops, climate change should be jailed).
Who You Gonna Call to Deal with your Nostalgia?
Surge was like this at first also but the thing about Surge is that it is not based on the popularity of a movie franchise, so it probably will not be going anywhere, Ecto-Cooler may be different. I need to start scouring the interwebs for the high fructose corn syrup delicacy.
Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!
I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 