Have You Ever Thought About Marrying a Girl You Never Met?! I Have. Here is my Story.

A Belarus Bride is an excellent group of individuals trying to help lonely bastards such as myself out, and I really would recommend them if you can deal with having a mediator and not being able to send the gifts that you wish to send. I know they have helped a lot of guys get away from the modern westernized woman and I think all the time about trying this again because a part of me wants to belong to someone… Someone who is most likely not here in the states.

Magnificent 7 Review

Howdy y'all, I had a day off work a few days ago and decided to make it a day of new things. In doing so, I went to two new movies and a new restaurant. I went to see both The Magnificent Seven and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, I also went to Wise … Continue reading Magnificent 7 Review

50 Movie Questions: Chop, KilljoySam and TinMan

I just don't get it. How's a man get so wrong? Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering — Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

Why don’t you like (insert westernized country here) women?

I understand, I am not pretty and am nice enough to just keep on a back burner, I have dealt with that my whole life. It is the modus operandi of your modern westernized woman. Now, let me admit, I am not the best person at communicating, ask my entire family about when I was in Iraq and they would never hear from me unless they called. I am sure I have accidentally made people feel the same way throughout my life and I am sorry, but it wasn't intentional. As much as I am dicking around on my phone nowadays, I really don't talk on it much.

Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!

I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.

Living in the Fridge like a local.

What I mean when I say living like a local is not living like a tourist or as a westerner who just can't give up McDonald's.

Holy Crap this Weekend was Busy! But did the Blowie happen?

So, in order to keep up with the momentum I have gotten going with Chop's Guide, I need access more than most anything at the moment... well, either access or a plane ticket and some cash to float me till I can acquire some funds overseas. I would go be a freeloader at Starbucks but I would spend all day wanting to burn it down, seriously buy from local coffee shops, it means more.

History Boner: Varanasi, India. Chop’s Future Home?

The other day while I was going off all ad nauseam about Indian girls wearing saris and how it is one of my favorite things in the world, Wanderluster, being the astounding human being he is, offered me a place to stay in Varanasi, India.

Thailand vs. Philippines: The move. Maybe.

Howdy, One of the MANY things I have to figure out for my hopeful future move towards living my life as a long term traveler is where to start. There are several great, inexpensive places for a novice, location independent, nomad to live so narrowing it down is an ordeal in and of itself. I … Continue reading Thailand vs. Philippines: The move. Maybe.

White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.

First off... isn't Bankomat such a cooler term than ATM? In Russia, they are all called Bankomats and I really liked it so I have tried to use that term ever since... it hasn't caught on in America yet... which is weird because I am popular as fuck (just ask my mom) and world renown … Continue reading White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.