As the lonely bastard that I am and have always been, with the occasional exception, I am very experienced in Online Dating sites. I am possibly more experienced than any other four people combined, not because I have any luck at them or anything... I have just been joining them out of boredom since the late 90's. You name it, I am probably a member. Well boredom and the hope that someone will tolerate me. With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane. The main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies. I know this because I think I have a pretty decent profile on most of them and I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
Location Independence
Have You Ever Thought About Marrying a Girl You Never Met?! I Have. Here is my Story.
A Belarus Bride is an excellent group of individuals trying to help lonely bastards such as myself out, and I really would recommend them if you can deal with having a mediator and not being able to send the gifts that you wish to send. I know they have helped a lot of guys get away from the modern westernized woman and I think all the time about trying this again because a part of me wants to belong to someone… Someone who is most likely not here in the states.
Morose North Dakota
Have any ideas or advice, hit me up and as always please like and share all of Chop's Guide... maybe the dumb shit I write could help get me overseas.. please help. Both pics are taken on the location I was on. If you would like to add me on Fitbit or MyFitnessPal, please do. Fitbit: Chop Snowbeard chjcmo@gmail.com MyFitnessPal: ChopSnowbeard same email
Headed North
There are only like two of you who read these things anyway, and one of them is obligated to, or I might cut her off... that's right, no sweet, sweet loving.
Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa
Howdy y'all, I can not figure this blogging thing out, I write LOADS of less than mediocre articles, one every other day but the day I write a 60-word article about having a shitty day is the day I get my record number of followers and likes. It confuses the shit out of me, are … Continue reading Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa
I GOT PAID! AAAAND it’s gone.
I doubt anyone from Tuscumbia, Missouri reads Chop's Guide but I have a friend who not only works at Dispatch with me, she has also been working at the T-Town Deli. She cooks for us in dispatch all the time and it is always good so imagine what she can to with an actual facility. She brought me an Enchilada the other day and it was pretty fantastic... would be great if I could sweet talking her into delivering me foodstuffs every day I am in Dispatch. Hint, Hint, Crystal.
Point Break 2015 Review
Thrill-seeking criminals perform a series of daredevil stunts to steal money and gems, only to give it away to the poor and less fortunate. Training for a job with the FBI, young recruit Johnny Utah suspects that only extreme athletes could pull off these heists. Utilizing his own special skills, Utah infiltrates the gang of thieves after befriending their charismatic leader, Bodhi. As Johnny experiences the rush of their lifestyle, his superiors fear that his loyalties are being tested.
Why don’t you like (insert westernized country here) women?
I understand, I am not pretty and am nice enough to just keep on a back burner, I have dealt with that my whole life. It is the modus operandi of your modern westernized woman. Now, let me admit, I am not the best person at communicating, ask my entire family about when I was in Iraq and they would never hear from me unless they called. I am sure I have accidentally made people feel the same way throughout my life and I am sorry, but it wasn't intentional. As much as I am dicking around on my phone nowadays, I really don't talk on it much.
Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!
I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.
The Damn Dam Tour
The tour was one of the coolest things I had done for quite a while. I learned a ton of cool stuff about the dam. The locations will be pretty easy to do and hit several times a night and for the most part, this seems like it will be a fairly cool job. It isn't sitting on a beach with my laptop, yet but still pretty snazzy.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 