This entire article is dedicated to my nephew who I have had to have these conversations with. In essence this article is talking to him without having to have another conversation.
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Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die
One of my co-workers, Crystal, came in at 0400 today and started playing Nickelback, I almost had a stroke with how much I was not having any of that. Crystal also hates people with brown eyes... just throwing that out there. Like deep hatred. In her loins and whatnot.
Jump Around for the New Rape Whistle
The reason I mention this business and it does interest me is because my nephew is one of the first employees at this establishment of bounce and as much as I love him, I think this mention will embarrass him. As the proper uncle that I am, embarrassing my nephew is one of my great joys in life.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 