Author: Chop

I am a lazy bastard and need to grind on leaving this bitch.

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What are your answers to these questions? What do you want for your life?

How To Become Fabulously Wealthy With Nothing But The Clothes On Your Back — Maverick Traveler

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When I worked in Silicon Valley, I had a pretty nice life. Thanks to a lucrative position in one of Silicon Valley premier (and very famous) companies, I was making an absolute killing, which afforded me a nice apartment in a nice neighborhood of San Francisco, as well to go out to trendy (and expensive)… via … Continue reading How To Become Fabulously Wealthy With Nothing But The Clothes On Your Back — Maverick Traveler

Random Ash Thoughts

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Blowing this shit up tonight! I have a friend who just started a Blog and her first big post was a kind of rebuttal to my dating site post. Please go and check her out.

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Fucking Stupid.

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I am a bastard so I currently carry my family name, unfortunately all of the decent people who held my name are dead and almost everyone else are a bunch of cunts.

Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit

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With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane... the main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies.

Losing part of your life that you’ll never get back.

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Howdy, Sorry for the lack of posts but I have not been feeling terribly motivated lately. I have been coming up with ideas but haven't knocked any out. This is not a post... this is just a conversation that I have been having with a girl for the last 3 days. She annoys me but … Continue reading Losing part of your life that you’ll never get back.

Duckface.

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Howdy,   I was just in the shower, contemplating life and whatnot. If you are like me, you have a lot of great thoughts in the shower, when you aren't abusing yourself... (you really need to stop doing that by the way), unfortunately, if you are like me, you also forget those thoughts as soon … Continue reading Duckface.

Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.

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Welcome to election season. Hate is in the air, and I am as guilty as everyone else. I am perpetually disgusted by politicians and, in general, I think we as a people can do much better. Barack Obamao is an embarrassment and a failure at almost everything he does. Well, I am sure that he … Continue reading Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.

All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.

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Howdy,My very first Travel GuideI apologize for the amount I have been slacking lately on here... I wouldn't want to let all my reader down.I have been working on several things recently in order to get myself overseas and have honestly slacked a lot on here because I feel like I don't have a lot … Continue reading All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.

White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.

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First off... isn't Bankomat such a cooler term than ATM? In Russia, they are all called Bankomats and I really liked it so I have tried to use that term ever since... it hasn't caught on in America yet... which is weird because I am popular as fuck (just ask my mom) and world renown … Continue reading White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.