37 Days to Zen – Day 13 ChangeDay 6

No sweets again today, which is starting to eat at me. I want a Little Debbie so dang bad...

37 Days to Zen, 30 and a Wake-Up

T minus 1 and a wake-up. I am only hoping I continue waking up, as my left arm is still numb and has now started to creep up into my neck. I wish this were a made up scenario for this series, but it's not. I am very apprehensive now. I have Googled the symptoms … Continue reading 37 Days to Zen, 30 and a Wake-Up

37 Days to Zen, 2 Days until Jesus Comes Back

T-minus 2 days and I don't know if it's the standard daily depression or being depressed for knowing I will not be able to call away for a pizza in three days. Either way, it sucks. Breakfast - normal daily operating procedures with the Swiss Cake Rolls and Monster. White labeled sugar-free is the preferred … Continue reading 37 Days to Zen, 2 Days until Jesus Comes Back

37 Days to Zen – Maybe I Could Get the Cliffnotes

T-minus 3 days until I begin hating myself for bettering myself, much different than hating myself for destroying myself today. Waking up this morning was the same as the past several years, I didn't want to get out of bed even though I couldn't sleep anymore. My back hurts so bad at night that I … Continue reading 37 Days to Zen – Maybe I Could Get the Cliffnotes

37 Days to Either a Heartattack or Zen – Day 2

So, with day 2 in the books, I felt good for a total of an hour and a half, the total time it took me to consume my meals. The rest of the day I remained as sluggish as always, irritable, and an uneasy feeling now growing in the pit of my stomach.

The Pungeant Aroma of Failure.

No animals were harmed during this experiment, except for the cat I kicked after opening that Monster cap on day six. He is fine now, and it was an accident. Oh, and that thing that was moving in the Rockstar, that got thrown out in the ditch behind the house.

The Polls are in! We are all Screwed!

I really hope you share every Chop's Guide you read on your social media because it helps me reach all the corners of the world but this one could be the most important post I have ever written (so far) and I ask you to please share it, no matter where you are from. If you are from Missouri and reading this, it counts double for you... you may not have the same Commissioner, Assessor or Sheriff but please learn more about people running for state level positions and PLEASE share this post.

BEERCON FEST!

I can live without the beer and the bourbon but the bacon part of bacon fest sounds mighty snazztastic. You have to be 21 to get in the doors so the child punting competition will not have to take place, this is both a blessing and a letdown.

White Slavery

I asked her to name one good thing about Killary which would make her perceive that she wasn’t possibly the worst person in history and she said that Killary is persistent. Based on that logic, rapists are just persistent, Hitler was showing off all kinds of persistence. Persistence does not make you good, persistence in the right avenues can make you good, watch Rudy if you want to see quality persistence. The Clintons, in general, have only been persistent about four things since the came on the scene. Killing anyone who gets in their way Lying fucking endlessly Stealing shit (no, really, they were forced to give back a TON of shit they stole from the White house) Seeking power over peasants

Where am I?! Who are you?! Why am I tied to this bed?! What the fuck is going on?!

Chris and I have spent large portions of the last several days talking about Sailboats. I told him that if he starts going through the process of getting a blue water boat, I will delay going overseas because I would MUCH rather go overseas on a boat than on a plane.