Howdy Y'all, I know it has been a terribly long time since I have posted anything on Chop's Guide to the Galaxy but I do have a good excuse, I am a lazy bastard. Most of Chop's Guide has been written during downtime at work, and since being a bondsman, I have worked and … Continue reading Sail Away with Me
Long Term Travel
Choppy, Come Back.
As always, please like and share all of Chop's Guides, it is easy to do and may help me realize my dream of Long-Term World Travel.
UPDATED!: Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit
As the lonely bastard that I am and have always been, with the occasional exception, I am very experienced in Online Dating sites. I am possibly more experienced than any other four people combined, not because I have any luck at them or anything... I have just been joining them out of boredom since the late 90's. You name it, I am probably a member. Well boredom and the hope that someone will tolerate me. With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane. The main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies. I know this because I think I have a pretty decent profile on most of them and I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
Have You Ever Thought About Marrying a Girl You Never Met?! I Have. Here is my Story.
A Belarus Bride is an excellent group of individuals trying to help lonely bastards such as myself out, and I really would recommend them if you can deal with having a mediator and not being able to send the gifts that you wish to send. I know they have helped a lot of guys get away from the modern westernized woman and I think all the time about trying this again because a part of me wants to belong to someone… Someone who is most likely not here in the states.
Morose North Dakota
Have any ideas or advice, hit me up and as always please like and share all of Chop's Guide... maybe the dumb shit I write could help get me overseas.. please help. Both pics are taken on the location I was on. If you would like to add me on Fitbit or MyFitnessPal, please do. Fitbit: Chop Snowbeard firstname.lastname@example.org MyFitnessPal: ChopSnowbeard same email
No More Nights of Blood and Fire
I am going to do my best never to put my heart in this situation again, time to put up some walls and pay for some hookers. Ladies, I may be emotionally unavailable and have a shattered heart, but some of you weirdos dig that in a man and it should make me more attractive to you, so I am free and available to give beard rides.
There are only like two of you who read these things anyway, and one of them is obligated to, or I might cut her off... that's right, no sweet, sweet loving.
That was how this post was going to go. Until her.
The Big Gap
Stop laughing, dick.
Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa
Howdy y'all, I can not figure this blogging thing out, I write LOADS of less than mediocre articles, one every other day but the day I write a 60-word article about having a shitty day is the day I get my record number of followers and likes. It confuses the shit out of me, are … Continue reading Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa