Howdy y'all, So I was scrolling along on Facebook and came across an article about talking sex robots that are coming up for sale next year. I am not sure why this showed up on my wall, I assume it is either based on some of the weird shit that I like or … Continue reading Realistic Sex Robots and How They Impact You!
2016
Dream a Little Dream
I do not know why exactly I am having these dreams or why I am telling you about them but I hope none of you ever have to. They are just this side of soul-crushing. Do I have any dime store psychologists in the audience? What do you think? Can you help me have more getting touched dreams and less my world just fell apart ones?
Your Baby was Lonely, as Lonely as could be! Til Jody Provided the Company!
Veteran's Day is not to be mistaken for Memorial Day, Veteran's day is for everyone in the military and Memorial Day is for those that have left us. Veteran's Day used to be called Armistice Day because it brought about by Germany surrendering on this day in 1918. That is World War I for those not great with dates. Germany surrendered on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918.
What Happens Next?
He is not great but he is what we have and he is better than the alternative. DO NOT stop fighting, DO NOT become complacent.
Cafe Steamers
Howdy y'all, Recently I have heard from a lot of people that I am losing weight, which is awesome, though I haven't really been trying. This notice being taken of me prompted me to try a little. I started using and keeping track of everything via Samsung Health, I try to pay attention to what … Continue reading Cafe Steamers
Frank Levingston passes the torch to Richard Overton
Howdy y'all, Today I would like to look back upon the life of Frank Levingston. Who is Frank Levingston you ask? Frank Levingston was the oldest living American and he was also the oldest living WWII veteran. This article is late but though I have been following this man for the last several years, I … Continue reading Frank Levingston passes the torch to Richard Overton
You’re Taking the Piss!
Howdy Y'all, I was recently at my favorite Gas Station, Rick's C-Store, peeing. Well, I wouldn't say favorite gas station, it isn't a proper truck stop but it is the one I hang out at the most. I go in there a couple times a night on the days I am at the dam to … Continue reading You’re Taking the Piss!
Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa
Howdy y'all, I can not figure this blogging thing out, I write LOADS of less than mediocre articles, one every other day but the day I write a 60-word article about having a shitty day is the day I get my record number of followers and likes. It confuses the shit out of me, are … Continue reading Goodbye Rama IX, Hello Muay Thai Visa
Elderly Man in Front of a Dam in a Small Town
I am going to be making my Chicken Corn Chili for work at dispatch on Wednesday. It takes a while to cook in a slow cooker but the first time I made I had to give the recipe to like 10 people. It is one of the simplest things in the world to make, and I will tell you how.
The Polls are in! We are all Screwed!
I really hope you share every Chop's Guide you read on your social media because it helps me reach all the corners of the world but this one could be the most important post I have ever written (so far) and I ask you to please share it, no matter where you are from. If you are from Missouri and reading this, it counts double for you... you may not have the same Commissioner, Assessor or Sheriff but please learn more about people running for state level positions and PLEASE share this post.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 