Finally, some of these girls are hotter than the sun, meanwhile I look something like what they turned Chet into in the movie Weird Science. This will, I assume, make my list even shorter.
2016
UPDATED!: Online Dating: Things that Drive Me Insane about Girls on the Dating Circuit
As the lonely bastard that I am and have always been, with the occasional exception, I am very experienced in Online Dating sites. I am possibly more experienced than any other four people combined, not because I have any luck at them or anything... I have just been joining them out of boredom since the late 90's. You name it, I am probably a member. Well boredom and the hope that someone will tolerate me. With my street cred being established, I am going to talk about some things that girls do on their dating profiles that drive me fucking batshit insane. The main reason for this is because it is ok for girls to have absolute shit profiles but guys have to be Gods among men, be 100% on point and have some flawless, next level shit to get noticed, much less get any replies. I know this because I think I have a pretty decent profile on most of them and I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
Have You Ever Thought About Marrying a Girl You Never Met?! I Have. Here is my Story.
A Belarus Bride is an excellent group of individuals trying to help lonely bastards such as myself out, and I really would recommend them if you can deal with having a mediator and not being able to send the gifts that you wish to send. I know they have helped a lot of guys get away from the modern westernized woman and I think all the time about trying this again because a part of me wants to belong to someone… Someone who is most likely not here in the states.
Perfect… They are all… perfect…
I love and miss you, Mom. I am sorry I did not tell you more often.
Kilt and Clover
My dad and I were spending some time together last week, and while meandering around the Lake, we decided to have lunch at a new joint I have been dying to try out: Kilt and Clover. Kilt and Clover is an Irish style establishment and so far as I know the only one at Lake of the Ozarks.
Adapt and Overcome
Somehow they have the audacity to say that their service is cheap on their website, I disagree, but there is nothing I can do about it if I want to get started making money online, other than moving out.
The First 100
From KilljoySam, C.E. and myself, thank you for reading.
The Big Gap
Stop laughing, dick.
Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor
Howdy Y'all, It is November, and I have recently been watching a TON of Rube Goldberg machine videos so I thought I would write an article about him on either the day of his birth or the day of his death, whichever came first. Shooting over to Wikipedia quickly showed that the nearest date was … Continue reading Rube Goldberg and Pearl Harbor
Mental_Floss Final Issue in Print
Since this is about the magazine, here are facts from this, the Final Issue. Did you know that since there wasn't a lot of edible fish to be found in Quebec, Canada, the Catholic Church classified beavers as fish so the Canadians would have something to eat during Lent?
