I know. I know. You see a title like that and instantly your mind starts thinking that I’m being childish and that I have no possible idea what I’m talking about. “Childhood wasn’t destroyed by the children of the 80’s and 90’s” or maybe “Children have it so easy now”. If you’re of that mindset, … Continue reading The Destruction of Childhood was Caused by the Last Fun Generation
Parenting: What You’re Doing Wrong. If You’re a Shit Parent.
If your pre-pubescent child is biting you/hitting you/kicking you and rather than punting that little bastard across the room, you call 911, you have failed as a parent and it will never get any better. That kid now knows you have absolutely no power. You should send that kid off to military school or something because that kid is going to grow up to be a piece of shit otherwise. Probably just like you.
SpongeBob SquarePants turns your children into malcontents!
One of the things I actually lucked into as a kid was that I grew up most of my life with 3 channels. ABC, PBS and CBS (I think) and only ABC and PBS came in clearly so I watched a TON of edutainment and due to that I grew up with a wonder about the world. I also spent a lot of time watching British Comedies with my mom which I blame for making my heartache for places I have never been the whole world over. wild-kingdomIf it wasn't Sesame Street it was Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom or Nova, Bill Nye The Science Guy (although he has turned out to be half a moron lately, suggesting that people who don't agree with him on global warming, oops, global cooling, oops, climate change should be jailed).
Who You Gonna Call to Deal with your Nostalgia?
Surge was like this at first also but the thing about Surge is that it is not based on the popularity of a movie franchise, so it probably will not be going anywhere, Ecto-Cooler may be different. I need to start scouring the interwebs for the high fructose corn syrup delicacy.
Don’t Forget to Pack a Wife!
I do not know yet how much these visas will cost but I can not wait to find out, Cambodia may be the new digital nomad capital of the world. Bye, Bye Chiang Mai, which is cool too because then when I go to Chiang Mai, I won’t have to deal with so many fucking white people.
The Damn Dam Tour
The tour was one of the coolest things I had done for quite a while. I learned a ton of cool stuff about the dam. The locations will be pretty easy to do and hit several times a night and for the most part, this seems like it will be a fairly cool job. It isn't sitting on a beach with my laptop, yet but still pretty snazzy.
White Slavery
I asked her to name one good thing about Killary which would make her perceive that she wasn’t possibly the worst person in history and she said that Killary is persistent. Based on that logic, rapists are just persistent, Hitler was showing off all kinds of persistence. Persistence does not make you good, persistence in the right avenues can make you good, watch Rudy if you want to see quality persistence. The Clintons, in general, have only been persistent about four things since the came on the scene. Killing anyone who gets in their way Lying fucking endlessly Stealing shit (no, really, they were forced to give back a TON of shit they stole from the White house) Seeking power over peasants
My very first guest post! Saint Petersburg, Russia – Location Review — Single Man’s Paradise
St. Petersburg is the second largest city in Russia and home to women who absolutely blow my mind. I have never been to a place where the women, just going to the corner store, dress like they are going out on Saturday night. And the way these girls look dressed up… you will feel a pain in your stomach from falling in love several times a minute.
We were Electrocute
I wish I would have been videoing or at least got some pictures to show the arcing but it takes a lot of concentration to look this good... and a ton of foundation.
Chad Kroeger: I Hope You Die
One of my co-workers, Crystal, came in at 0400 today and started playing Nickelback, I almost had a stroke with how much I was not having any of that. Crystal also hates people with brown eyes... just throwing that out there. Like deep hatred. In her loins and whatnot.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 