Howdy all,

One of the things I enjoy doing most here at Chop’s Guide Inc. is seeing how many countries I reach. I do not know why this give me joy but I get all twitterpated when a new country pops up.

I do not know why this give me joy but I get all twitterpated when a new country pops up.

I guess it is the fact that though I am not yet able to walk amongst the people in these countries, at least my dumb words are reaching someone and hopefully not turning them off of cuddling with me one day.

The reason I state this is because a couple days ago I broke 500 visitors to Chop’s Guide and I am 10 away from breaking 1000 views for the separate posts I have written.

That is crazy and whoever you people are, I would like to thank you.

Though very few of you bastards take the time to write and tell me that my blog sucks moose cocks, at least you make me feel like I am not writing to myself.

Also, if you are in Russia, please know that I am still very fond of the girl who provided me with my worst date and please don’t take offense because I would really like to come back and visit without getting rolled.

Unless of course, it is Rick Rolled.
Sometime this week, I think I am going to mosey over to Lake Ozark Barber Co. and get myself some Layrite Pomade so my hair doesn’t feel like a helmet.

I feel like a jackass without my proper beard but I have had some decent reviews, and trimming is MUCH better than the time I had to shave it due to the high concentrations of H2S gas on one of the pads I was on in the oilfields in North Dakota.

That was a bad time.

Both for my face and the crazy high amounts of H2S.

Low doses can jack you all up. The chart I provided shows up to 700ppm of H2S.

The location I was on routinely ran 2500ppm H2S, that is so high that people did not believe us without proof of our tests.

The suave cat in the pictures with the mask on is not me, it is my boy Jeromy.

But that truck with the “Molon Labe” sticker on it was all mine.

I never actually put a mask on when we were testing… I just held my breath.

I am a rebel… or dumb… maybe a little of both.

All the pics from the oilfield in this post are from that location with the high H2S.

But back to Chop’s Guide.

Thank you very much, I love that people are reading this and I truly hope you continue.

Please feel free to get hold of me through the contact page and sign up for my email list.

Comment below, that is always enjoyable also.

Fuck, just talk to me, I am lonely.

-Chop