So, with day 2 in the books, I felt good for a total of an hour and a half, the total time it took me to consume my meals. The rest of the day I remained as sluggish as always, irritable, and an uneasy feeling now growing in the pit of my stomach.
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37 Days to Zen – Day 1
T-minus 7 days until my body begins to go into complete and total shock. I have grown tired of feeling tired, aching, stressed, and feeling completely useless in the universe. Day one consisted of the regular day to day operations of being a complete failure on a planetary scale.
37 Days to Zen – Introduction
Over the past eight years, I have been on again off again with so many things that should have been "life changing." Diets (I lost 100 pounds on one over a nine-month period), yet can't seem to stay on one for any serious amount of time. Meditation (I have tried countless videos from awakening my … Continue reading 37 Days to Zen – Introduction
The Pungeant Aroma of Failure.
No animals were harmed during this experiment, except for the cat I kicked after opening that Monster cap on day six. He is fine now, and it was an accident. Oh, and that thing that was moving in the Rockstar, that got thrown out in the ditch behind the house.
Nothing Says “I’m Lovin it” Like a Little Hate with your Coffee
I just finished my sausage McMuffin and was thumbing through a few saved articles from yesterday to catch up on reading. The weather outside was frightful, as winds had picked up to the point that the power lines were dancing three or four feet at a time. The trees were all but snapping, as limbs … Continue reading Nothing Says “I’m Lovin it” Like a Little Hate with your Coffee
I Can Math
I don't consider myself as a very smart person. More times than not I never feel like the smartest person in the room. I'm not dumb by any means, but being super smart is something I don't really consider. Until yesterday. I walked into a local Valero gas station needing my daily dose of sugar-free … Continue reading I Can Math
Denny’s Pancake Perfection
I am usually a waffle man. Waffles, a gallon of syrup, and a few pieces of sausage and I am in food heaven. A trip to Denny's is more for the lunch menu and a Grand Slamwich with seasoned fries kind of order. The other day, I decided to try my luck with some pancakes, … Continue reading Denny’s Pancake Perfection
Falling In and Out of Love with Barry
“From: Barry Bagerneth < bbagerneth@yahoo.com > Subject: Re: Fw: Re: HAVE A GREAT DAY To: mr.musa-oumar02@hotmail.fr Date: Thursday, July 16, 2009, 8:36 AM. Once again, I am sorry for continually bugging you…but I have to get something off my chest that I fear would have damaged our future relationship if left unsaid, so here it … Continue reading Falling In and Out of Love with Barry
The Adventures of Barry -Money Changes You
It ballooned to the size of a Fiat, and I had to roll around like something out of a horror flick. The sensation was much like that of eating burning lava…and then the joy of the heroin rush….and then the eating of burning lava…a vicious cycle, that is still going on now.
“A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.” —Jack London
As I began to gather my stuff back in my bag, the little dachshund appeared out of nowhere as if he was defending his castle. Teeth drawn, slobber spitting with every bark, he was telling the old black lab to get out of his area of operations.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 