Howdy, Sorry for the lack of posts but I have not been feeling terribly motivated lately. I have been coming up with ideas but haven't knocked any out. This is not a post... this is just a conversation that I have been having with a girl for the last 3 days. She annoys me but … Continue reading Losing part of your life that you’ll never get back.
Duckface.
Howdy, I was just in the shower, contemplating life and whatnot. If you are like me, you have a lot of great thoughts in the shower, when you aren't abusing yourself... (you really need to stop doing that by the way), unfortunately, if you are like me, you also forget those thoughts as soon … Continue reading Duckface.
Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.
Welcome to election season. Hate is in the air, and I am as guilty as everyone else. I am perpetually disgusted by politicians and, in general, I think we as a people can do much better. Barack Obamao is an embarrassment and a failure at almost everything he does. Well, I am sure that he … Continue reading Chop for President!: All the time and hard work I put in just to get Assassinated.
All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.
Howdy,My very first Travel GuideI apologize for the amount I have been slacking lately on here... I wouldn't want to let all my reader down.I have been working on several things recently in order to get myself overseas and have honestly slacked a lot on here because I feel like I don't have a lot … Continue reading All Apologies and what I have been up to and worried about.
White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.
First off... isn't Bankomat such a cooler term than ATM? In Russia, they are all called Bankomats and I really liked it so I have tried to use that term ever since... it hasn't caught on in America yet... which is weird because I am popular as fuck (just ask my mom) and world renown … Continue reading White Bankomat and How to Boost your Self Image for Around a Dollar a Day.
Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop
Imagine, if you will, a war-torn country. 25 December. Christmas. Mosul, Iraq. 2005. It is a cold day in Northern Iraq but it has been a good day. Everyone is singing and dancing and living it up. Not really, we are in Iraq, you dumbass, it's cold and kind of miserable. Well, it was still … Continue reading Never Seen Nobody Get They Ass Kicked by a Pork Chop
Always Carry a Towel.
Howdy, I'm Chop. I am 35 for another couple months, I am a Texan living in Missouri, USA, and I am spinning up to do more traveling and adventuring and whatnot shortly, so I thought I would get in on this whole newfangled blogging thing. I currently own a gun shop (Patriot Gun & Outfitters) which … Continue reading Always Carry a Towel.
Chop's Guide to the Galaxy 